Also kinda messed up that the fandom's most perfect precious fail daughter Matikanetannhäuser is the first less-than-three-star horse they've added since launch
How dare they
I'm not even that invested in Satono Diamond but I'm going to need her too because she and Kita are a bonded pair and it's messed up they don't come as a set
I still demand that the RNG hand over Narita Brian and Biwa Hayahide and Hishi Akebono immediately though
And also Fuji Kiseki and Oguri Cap and Agnes Digital
But also I'm going to need more Meisho Dotos and Matikanetannhäusers and Kitasan Blacks, my girls are hungry for stars
Oh no, I've been playing Pretty Derby long enough that I've got mostly four (and now five) star horses, so it's become less satisfying to finally pull a new horse that I've wanted because it'll be months before I can get her upgraded enough to be competitively viable 😞
Screenshot from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby game showing gay horse girl Satono Diamond holding up a little sign that says SUPER FAN while yelling "Ahhh! Kita, you're sooo cute! Please look this way!"
this horse is gay
I've never actually lived IN Minneapolis but it's still very important to me that people understand that Jacob Frey sucks ass
Good to know these organizations have the capacity to come together as one voice on behalf of the Mayor, considering I’ve never seen them come together at City Hall on behalf of our unsheltered residents as we’ve been fighting for them the past 4 years.
Too distracted by how pointy and handsome he is 😔
Someone looking at a gravestone says "I miss you dad. I wish I got more time with you." The ground around the grave begins to shift. "Oh my god" says the speaker. A hand emerges from the dirt. A thin, bald man with a long protuberance of a nose, soaking wet, pulls himself from the dirt proclaiming "why yes, it is I, Wet Nude Steve. You've caught me while I've been out tunneling around, experiencing worm pleasures. One of my naughtiest indulgences. Perhaps you would like to explore with me?"
I Miss You Dad
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
"Stay focused, there's a heavy unit heading your way" she says, unzipping her pants
I want them to put out a really high-end anime that either raises more questions than it answers or gets revealed to be an in-universe dramatization
But most importantly has Ember and Yareli in it and they kiss
The game's main wiki attempts to do a timeline but it can only really put major events in order. The or even millennia that the game's Present Day is set in is never established, and we only get the vaguest idea how far apart the major historical events are from each other
The writers' decision to go back to "1999" but have it clearly still not be OUR 1999 and have it already be after the origins of the Grineer and what becomes the Infestation is truly wild commitment to never fully connecting the dots with their world building
I need people to know that in one of the most recent Warframe main quest lines there is:
• motorcycles
• a sick as hell NIN needledrop
• time travel
• very earnest and sweet old man yoai that made me cry
• a talking fish
Absolutely not 😞
Some Pricefield fluff in these trying times
tbh he's very good and the child should see him
AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?
Just remember if anyone dare use that coco chanel quote *against* you, that she was a Nazi and they're not stylish nor fashionable
In other news the @theatlantic.com is beyond redemption.
Their primary function is acting as a laundry service for extreme right wing ideas to gullible liberal boomers.
If you care about facts and insightfully reasoned arguments, look elsewhere.
When It finally Happens, odds seem really high that it will be on live TV
I'm starting to think Harvard maybe is not a serious institution
very much so
Major AND Commander. Two separate dogs who liked biting cops
Most of all how much were the Lotus and Margulis kissing
Also why are the dinky moons of Mars so significant but not the more habitable and resource-rich moons of Jupiter and Saturn
Mostly I just want more lore tidbits explaining why decisions were made
Like, with Earth ruined by nuclear war it makes sense to colonize the moon. It's a geologically dead rock but it's close and you'd need to get set up fast
Pluto makes less sense
Mercury makes NO sense though
And no, ONLY a couple of them are the pedantic "ugh that's wrong/not realistic you can't do that in your distant future fantastical sci-fi setting" kind
Like depicting Pluto as round and not the weird potato it should be, or Mercury being habitable even with teraforming, like a WHY bother
I'm really enjoying Warframe lately but the space nerd in me just has so many questions and/or petty grievances, especially regarding which stellar bodies were chosen to have been settled and the teraforming
