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Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.

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I said "close enough" because it is NOT close.

But I used to live in Augusta and drove to the Atlanta airport regularly for years for international flights. This is much closer.

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is shopping in a grocery store ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is shopping in a grocery store

I am in love with Dahlonega. Close enough to the Atlanta airport. Nice 3br/3ba mountain house. There's a 4th BR in the walkout basement + plumbing for another bath.

Did I mention the house already had 2 gigabit fiber?

I will 100% be celebrating not looking at houses anymore tonight. Woohoo! /FIN

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

What an adventure. I'm so stoked to be done looking. I honestly could have waited and probably squeezed another $5k in price.

But getting a signed contract today was important primarily so I could meet in person with the inspector. Not the same as just getting a report online. 3/

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not on the lake, but I'm in the mountains in an area with only two neighbors even in sight. The only thing I hear is wind and birds.

New roof last month. Water heater and two of the three HVAC units replaced since 2022. Built in 2005 and could use some updates, but it's move-in ready now. 2/

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just met with the inspector for property number three I've gotten inspections for in the Dahlonega, GA area. Major issues on the first two, so I was waiting for an issue here too.

Got a clean bill of health - "should be maintenance free for years to come." We close right after RSAC. 1/

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair, but who else should be embarrassed?

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).

The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 736 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 36

When I'm fired from my job, I too hope my boss softens the blow with a made up title like "Special Envoy to Shield of Americas" or some such...

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if i was Kristi Noem i simply would not quote Orwell

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 4240 πŸ” 606 πŸ’¬ 403 πŸ“Œ 50

Not a bug but a feature in this new war of choice. What Trump requires is a major terror attack on American soil prior to the midterm elections. Declared state of emergency. Disruptions in voting. Political dissent challenged and even prosecuted.

His war has primed the pump as intended.

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

A mutual just reached out to ask why I'd blocked him. Turns out, he was added to one of the blocklists I subscribed to. Since there's no way to override blocklists, I had to unsubscribe from the entire list.

People should ABSOLUTELY reach out to me w/ questions if there's an unexplained block.

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Please make that one parameter "fuck."

06.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Link to a CNN Story and the text "Trump fired Noem. Shot her like a disobedient dog..."

Link to a CNN Story and the text "Trump fired Noem. Shot her like a disobedient dog..."

I may or may not have (but definitely did) post this to the group chat...

06.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

First reported by @decaturish.bsky.social, GA State Sen. Elena Parent will not seek reelection.

In 2025, Parent, who represents one of the most progressive districts in the South, east of Atlanta, dared a trans parent to find someone to challenge her for reelection in a recorded anti-trans screed:

05.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 900 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 93

Will do. I'm moving in the Dahlonega area, but North Atlanta is accessible. I have to go to South Atlanta for the airport, this is infinitely easier.

05.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had that experience repeatedly over the years. If I'm being frank, I was recognizing "wow, look at how cool it is that I get to do this a lot" without really admitting the privilege that allows that. No more though, I'm undergoing a significant life change.

05.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is perspective enhancing because I travel all the time to do things that are awesome (road work is awesome too I presume).

In any case, just stepping back and listening to the experiences of others can change how you look at things. It has for me today. /FIN.

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The original contracted house had major foundation issues, so I'm back to looking.

Dahlonega has no Marriott or Hilton, so... Anyway, I'm staying where a bunch of road construction workers are two to a room eating pizza and drinking beer talking about how awesome it is to get paid travel. 2/

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In my whole new "celebrate every day" mindset, I'd like to acknowledge how awesome it is that I get to work in security. The challenges tickle my brain. I am so blessed to love what I do.

This has been made extra apparent to me. I'm staying in Dahlonega, GA right now house shopping. 1/

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that the SAVE act includes anything about points 4 or 5? I think he's just throwing in some anti-trans stuff into his post for the fun of it?

05.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1568 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 6

If marriage benefited women it would be illegal I stg.

05.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This would be a major scandal in any other administration.

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve spent years, decades, obsessing over the Bush Administration’s Iraq WMD lies, writing about them, debunking them.

I can think of no lie about Iraq WMDs told by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al that comes even close to the enormity and absurdity of this lie from Donald Trump.

05.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 8723 πŸ” 2443 πŸ’¬ 441 πŸ“Œ 101
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Trump’s Unauthorized War The Constitution grants Congress, not the president, the power to mobilize the militaryβ€”and for good reason.

Why this war is illegal, and how the Constitution's checks on war powers broke down

05.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Our β€œwe’re not grifters btw” post has many people asking questions answered by our β€œwe’re not grifters btw” post

05.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 2055 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 13

It's not a war until the Secretary of War adds a reporter to the Signal chat discussing classified war plans.

Note: if he then says "we are clean on OPSEC" with the reporter in the chat, that doesn't count - it's still not a war.

04.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a war until the Secretary of War calls it war in press briefings at least 20 different times.

04.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Road sign for "Jot Em Down Rd"

Road sign for "Jot Em Down Rd"

Never change, Georgia. Never change...

04.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has survived multiple jaw bone infections and needed several endodontic treatments for tooth infections, let me tell you that this man died in one of the most painful ways possible

They tortured him. An untreated tooth infection is torture.

04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1719 πŸ” 611 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22
nazi gnome article

nazi gnome article

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thought to myself 'that jd vance caricature looks like a gnome' and it turns out there actually was a whole nazi lawn gnome scandal 17 years ago. and the nazi gnome looks like the jd vance caricature

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1