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millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case I am here to glorify obesity No Solicitors

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big and round?

14.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then charge him with a crime

14.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you should come to my house :)

14.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

farting gel? you mean pooping? 😏

13.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Luis Carrero Blanco being launched into orbit

Luis Carrero Blanco being launched into orbit

13.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well they're right I've never heard of them

13.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huge if true

13.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fans of unhinged creature breeding games eating good

13.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guaranteed to happen on any site that gets attention unfortunately

13.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a remake?

13.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Various Doodles of Birdo, text reads:”This is as far as you go!”

Various Doodles of Birdo, text reads:”This is as far as you go!”

Reminded me I can also post Birdo

12.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2487 πŸ” 654 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

Baki is extremely funny

13.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tfw things you still consider fairly recent qualify as "retro"

13.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nobody loves animation like the French

13.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with a caption that says me when i get a whiff of the delicious ALT: a picture of a man with a caption that says me when i get a whiff of the delicious

got them looking like a jobber from Baki whenever Yujiro enters the room

13.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they put Actual Human Danica Patrick in a Sonic game, who cares at this point

13.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl Dinner

13.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fursonae

12.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like a wojak

12.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to watch her eat

12.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

monobutt thursday

12.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is it me

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Charathon

12.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

surely the gods would not be so cruel

12.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

owie

12.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

isn't this that guy from all those hentai doujins

11.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she's festively plump

11.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have been requested to draw a birdo hai
#art #mario

11.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1585 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3
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Mar10, huh?
Wart, huh?
Maybe Birdo.........

Wait! did I share these here at all?????

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0