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Vasectomies really are the way to go, much safer than getting your tubes tied. Plus you can make a bunch of venomless snake and seedless grape jokes.

I've got 200k miles on my current vehicle and plan to drive it into the ground. Then when that happens I'll swap to my motorcycle full time. It's going to make Costco runs a little harder, but I'll happily strap my 48 pack of toilet paper to my back.

Anywhere between a $25-$1000 fine. It doesn't sound like the fine stacks for multiple signs stolen, so if you took them all it would be just be a ticket for breaking Texas Transportation Code - TRANSP § 472.021. IANAL

The hot ones collab Pringles had some heat. I think they just started selling them again.

Fred and George seeing Ron sleeping with a man every night from the Marauder's map and not saying anything about it makes me laugh

That is so cute, I can just picture him playing with his brother Bata in that style.

I sure hope Toph isn't blind, welcome to the family!

White rabbits are especially fun because the wrapper is edible. You'll have to find some and let me know what you think.

Are they similar to white rabbit candies at all? Those things are delicious too.

I've used koolbloom on my plants and didn't have too many problems with weight. You definitely have to be liberal with it at the end, just being careful not to nutrient lock them. Besides, they always lose a lot of size after drying.

I'm listening to the police scanner and it's way too late to start greasing poles. After the game I'm flipping on the earth cams to watch it all unfold

Are you talking about the Pringles ad?

Mom said it's my turn to crash the stack.

Old Gator jig

There's no hate like christian love. Learned that lesson from my parents.

It's actually not a bad idea. I've got a plastic liner for my bathtub that I can fill up if there's ever an emergency and hopefully have enough water for a few days.

Old people will still fall for it. The reason you still see stuff like this is because it works.

The first two I saw were breakup and drunk ☹️

Whatever it took to raise his heart rate. That whole segment was meant to rob Brennan.

Was it Mozart or Van Gogh that cut off their ear? Reminds me of that. Amazing art the colors and shading are perfect

No mayo or butter? I was almost with you on this one but that just sounds dry.

That reminds me, I can't access the library from my Nintendo DS. Any help greatly appreciated.

Is that a border collie pillow and plush? Are they based off a real dog you've had or just something something you have?

Entai taking care of that little girl was the sweetest thing ever

Look into a jewelers loupe, they're fairly cheap and work pretty well for the purpose.

Do you come up with the name of the songs before or after you make them?

I'm not sure at all that you're a pharmacist

The bittering agent they use on those batteries tastes terrible. It's right up there with the taste of the Nintendo switch cartridges.

You can install it and play it again all you want but you'll never get that same feeling again. I've resorted to watching "Supercuts" of other people playing it for the first time.

I like that Gengar! I might have to look you up next time I'm in Colorado.