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πŸ”ž Sandwich is my dog. alex. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box. pictures and stories, and stories with pictures. a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend. business inquiries: https://www.magicmetalbird.com πŸ₯„πŸ₯„ they 🌈🍳

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LYNDA BARRY'S WITCH HAT ATELIER

07.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sleeping Wizards A ragtag party of wizards & thieves brave a dangerous dungeon to free themselves, and find out what happened to Eliza's missing father!

2/3rds of the way through the crowdfund, folks, but not yet 2/3rds funded. Wanna help out Sleeping Wizards??

The world needs more stories where bad guys get what's coming to 'em, TBH.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES YES YES

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oregano because I'm greek

mint because it's good for tea AND savoury dishes

tarragon because it kicks so much ass in a creamy dip for nuggets or something (and it's sooooo underrated)

cumin!! god tier!! makes everything taste like summer
speaking of tastes like summer: cilantro/coriander YUM

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I'll ever be able drive another car after driving a scion iQ

this is the Way

we need more subcompacts like smart cars but with an actual back

smartest car ever

and the heater is controlled with KNOBS
πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

anyway I wish we had reliable public transit infrastructure πŸ‘

07.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

man I really miss one of my old besties
fuck cancer, man
we used to write fic together and we were Big Fandom Royalty

I miss you, angie
you taught me how to hurt people with words
you live on in me and in the words I type

I love you

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your only option is to Become a friday regular, find the other guy, and duel to the death, unfortunately

06.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

looking for intaglio studios near me for acid etching as an alternative and only coming up with tattoo studios come ON I do not have the means to dispose of acid if I DIY this also it's expensive to DIY sdjbfsdjkbf come onnnn

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VERY cool

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wowww they really do look molten!! incredible look

06.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay who fucked up so that we can't have nice things and aren't allowed to put geode slices in the library's laser cutter anymore

06.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

my computer ate my games so I have purchased undertale for the fourth motherfucking time and have done so through steam this time, I guess!!!!

also got slay the princess and scarlet hollow but I'm not allowed to play them until I finish the comic I'm working on that's due monday!!!!

06.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your artist friends would make art for you for free if the society you invest in also invested in them.

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always been under the impression that real artists are cursed to never truly retire

06.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

be bad at your new hobby who cares

01.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1239 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4091 πŸ” 1489 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 19
04.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1533 πŸ” 687 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

🐐

05.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Be not afraid
[Picture of a bird with a bunch of googly eyes placed around its head]

Be not afraid [Picture of a bird with a bunch of googly eyes placed around its head]

Happy Wednesday

04.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12

bit of a manic episode rn so forgive the godposting but fuck all these bitches who don't respect that I did what they did playing on hard mode and I'm just fucking Built Different

04.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 13326 πŸ” 5987 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 58

AI is bullshit literalism and doesn't account for the humanity and culture behind language. it's usually incorrect and janky as fuck whereas proper translation involves a sensitivity toward the degree of localization vs literal translation for maximum emotional resonance with the target audience

02.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI is bullshit literalism and doesn't account for the humanity and culture behind language. it's usually incorrect and janky as fuck whereas proper translation involves a sensitivity toward the degree of localization vs literal translation for maximum emotional resonance with the target audience

02.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
five ramekins of pudding topped with berry preserves sitting on a cutting board

five ramekins of pudding topped with berry preserves sitting on a cutting board

glistening rum pudding in a spoon. it is glossy and dewy and yummy. the pudding itself is topped with berry preserves

glistening rum pudding in a spoon. it is glossy and dewy and yummy. the pudding itself is topped with berry preserves

oh I messed up!! the tag is #MyWitchHatAtelierArt orz

WHATEVER, MY PUDDING IS GOOD

02.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a metal bowl with eggs in it. they are being whisked so quickly that the whisk didn't get captured by the camera

a metal bowl with eggs in it. they are being whisked so quickly that the whisk didn't get captured by the camera

five ramekins with pudding in them on a tea towel in a pot filled with a bit of water

five ramekins with pudding in them on a tea towel in a pot filled with a bit of water

five ramekins filled with pudding and topped with berry preserves on a cutting board

five ramekins filled with pudding and topped with berry preserves on a cutting board

the sexiest motherfucking pudding you have ever seen. this one was made with rum and is glistening

the sexiest motherfucking pudding you have ever seen. this one was made with rum and is glistening

made the pudding from witch hat atelier kitchen

check out my wind spell lol

top two are brandy, the middle is honey, and the bottom are rum

omg they are delightful

I think the official tag is #MyWitchHatAtelierFanart idk

02.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a lot that can be said about heated rivalry

But one thing that really baffled me was the discourse around how graphic it is
And let’s be real
People only say that because it’s gay
Because all my life I’ve seen tv shows/movies showing hetero sex more graphically and in detail than that

02.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

I can't stop thinking about the pudding...

02.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg same with bitch and whore to me

02.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my most strongly held beliefs

is that the term "slut" is both gender neutral and not necessarily a negative quality

02.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 616 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7