Julia Is Moisturized, Unbothered, Not Asking for Money

there are a bunch of other people running in addition to Platner and Mills

they don’t think about what other people think at all

the idea of the “NPC” is a poison among this crowd, even among those too old to have that exact terminology ready to hand

it’s a boondoggle grift, just like every other fucking thing

and unions are like my third biggest issue in life as an anarcho-syndicalist

too bad anti-bigotry and pacifism are my top two, I guess

being elected to public office is not a basic human right

it’s such a good piece, when E. B. White was on one he could be amazing

what do people actually like so much about Platner besides his Tough White Daddy image?

he does seem good on unions, but that doesn’t outweigh the Nazi tat, the Blackwater work, and especially the lies and obfuscation and stonewalling

there is a remarkably high correlation between the people who repost “ha ha, Markwayne Mullin is a former plumber with a compound first name” shit that turns up on my timeline and people who repost shitty memes “created” by the Big Plagiarism Machines that turn up on my timeline

fix your hearts

hoping that it goes well for you, wishing you serenity and resilience

this shit sucks, it’s just an outrage that we have to keep taking ourselves into the shop

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

similar to post-Mosaddegh Iran, then?

this is a whole new kind of being a person that I can only watch in awe

attention: fuck off to the edge of the solar system, and then continue to fuck off into the vastnesses of space

E. B. White had your number 91 years ago

www.newyorker.com/magazine/193...

Mission Accomplished, I guess

mission of fucking things up at a fundamental level

Jesus is my copilot, but Aquinas is my navigator

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to attend your seminar

awwww

the cardinal directions of Massachusetts:

North, South, West, Marl, and Fox

yeah, Mills is no enemy to money or moneyed interests, but she has that whole “lady” thing that has been deemed box-office poison by the chattering classes

Foxborough is not my favorite place in this state, but they are rising higher in my estimation the longer they stand their ground

also misogyny, let’s be real

the quest for a Tough White Daddy is so poisonous

love it!

I had this conversation with someone I know and I was so glad she asked

“hey, I invited you to my birthday party and you didn’t respond, was I overstepping?”

“oh my god, no, it was just my chaos life, I was delighted to be asked and sorry I didn’t get back to you”

nobody knows what’s going on, including the orchestra’s musicians

Tammy Duckworth will never need another campaign ad

the problem with Markwayne Mullin is not that he doesn’t have a college degree, or that he worked in plumbing, or that he has a compound first name

the problem with Markwayne Mullin is that he is cruel and prejudiced and willfully ignorant and without principles of any kind

let’s focus on that

what’s your date for the beginning of the Modern era and why?

and this is the Trump Administration in a nutshell

rent-seekers only, actual workers not allowed

perfect use of one of the best memes ever

people have the memory of goldfish I swear