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US lost a surprising 92,000 jobs last month and unemployment rate ticked higher to 4.4%
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• Stocks sink after oil prices near a 2-year high and reports suggest a slowing US economy
• Retail sales fall modestly in January as American consumers pull back on spending
• Average US long-term mortgage rate ticks up to 6%, ending a three-week slide

US lost a surprising 92,000 jobs last month and unemployment rate ticked higher to 4.4% MORE COVERAGE • Stocks sink after oil prices near a 2-year high and reports suggest a slowing US economy • Retail sales fall modestly in January as American consumers pull back on spending • Average US long-term mortgage rate ticks up to 6%, ending a three-week slide

Are we winning, chat?

06.03.2026 16:18 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Thank you.

06.03.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I listened to about 20 seconds of the Notre Dame song and hoo boy

06.03.2026 04:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one supports the troops less than the people constantly telling us to support the troops.

06.03.2026 04:45 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s no way to excuse the US military’s long history of atrocities unless you believe the victims were less than human, and there’s no way you believe that without white supremacy.

06.03.2026 04:26 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

They hate us for our freedom.

06.03.2026 03:09 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Print screen with image of guillotine burned into it. Yellow art on green screen.

Print screen with image of guillotine burned into it. Yellow art on green screen.

Tomorrow.

You know the deal

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bit.ly/cola-email

05.03.2026 22:55 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I say this as a native of Appalachia: Markwayne might bet the goofiest, redneckiest redneck name I've ever heard.

05.03.2026 22:49 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
BUSINESS
What to say if you're in recovery and your workplace encourages social
drinking

BUSINESS What to say if you're in recovery and your workplace encourages social drinking

“I’m in recovery”

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Preview
Speaking in Tongues: The Cola Origin Story Podcast Episode · Colacast, presented by The Cola Corporation · March 1 · 44m

Colacast Ep 8
"Speaking In Tongues: The Cola Origin Story"

Jack and I talk about fist-fighting homophobes at a wrestling show, and the role that the United Pentecostal Church played in the formation of the Cola Corp (including me speaking in tongues at age 15 🤪)

05.03.2026 20:17 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why do they call them trailers when they’re on before the movie. They should be called tractors.

05.03.2026 17:54 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Fascists have no concept of time. Not only from a historical “are there precedents for my behavior that didn’t age well” but also “my side might not be on top forever so maybe I reel it in a little.”

05.03.2026 15:06 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Not surprisingly the two groups come off equally unhinged online

05.03.2026 04:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People making their preference for a specific political party (not tendency, belief, etc) a part of their personality is as unhinged as pro wrestling fans making their preference for a specific federation part of their personality and for the same reason.

05.03.2026 04:17 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sUpPoRt the TRoOpS

05.03.2026 01:08 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Book hollowed out to conceal revolver with several rounds

Book hollowed out to conceal revolver with several rounds

Easy fix

04.03.2026 19:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christians: Wokeism is a culture of death! They don't want humans to reproduce! They don't believe in the future of civilization.

Also Christians: Let's start World War III so Jesus will come back and we can finally leave this shit-hole planet.

04.03.2026 19:00 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

lol no you’re good!

04.03.2026 15:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you are going to be an unhinged customer, you better at least be FUN. Unhinged and tedious? Take that shit elsewhere. I'm trying to do something here.

04.03.2026 14:52 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Black cat ting on plush rug in shape / colors of bengal tiger. Black cat is looking up at camera

Black cat ting on plush rug in shape / colors of bengal tiger. Black cat is looking up at camera

Jean Paul says all cats are beautiful

04.03.2026 05:18 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Hey! I haven’t seen you in forever.

04.03.2026 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dog looking at camera. Dog is wearing the Cola Carter Cap. Acid wash black cap with smiley face and guillotine embroidered on front left to right. 

https://www.thecolacorporation.com/products/carter-cap-smiley-guillotine?variant=52759154983219

Dog looking at camera. Dog is wearing the Cola Carter Cap. Acid wash black cap with smiley face and guillotine embroidered on front left to right. https://www.thecolacorporation.com/products/carter-cap-smiley-guillotine?variant=52759154983219

New fave Cola model. S/O Chuush in Oregon.

Two of these caps left in stock

www.thecolacorporation.com/products/car...

04.03.2026 03:34 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙏

04.03.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This tee is scheduled to drop Friday afternoon. Everything printed. Just need to sew in neck labels.

As always, email subscribers get first dibs

bit.ly/cola-email

04.03.2026 01:26 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did not know this was a recognized condition! I tested into math 101 in college and got a C. I genuinely don’t understand math.

04.03.2026 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cola Corp Minnesota Spring tee featuring red wishbone C with a blue guillotine in front

Cola Corp Minnesota Spring tee featuring red wishbone C with a blue guillotine in front

Can I make a polymarket bet on which year prediction market CEOs take the stage?

04.03.2026 01:19 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Is map dyslexia a thing because I’ve got it.

04.03.2026 01:10 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

To practice his elocution, he could have read your comment allowed.

04.03.2026 01:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

14 minutes. I can't do math. Whatever you get the picture

03.03.2026 21:34 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sold out in 17 minutes 🙌 Thanks fam

Email subscribers get first dibs on basically every release

bit.ly/cola-email

03.03.2026 21:32 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0