Sammy

Grease!!! A whole lot of it.

I guess blood red too but that's more of an aspirational goal of mine.

Okay, but we're all watching for exactly that scenario now. It'll be fine!!!

Making you forget you're Sartha and then telling you you're Sartha? Seems kinda redundant but I'll trust the expert on this one

Maybe if it just locked in a little harder this wouldn't have happened? Did it think about that? Does it think?

Yeah yeah she already told me to vote that one don't worry

Hey yeah so there's a reason I keep saying she's hot okay

I've had one mechsplo dream ever. It was recreating a certain scene from the very end of RESCUEHOUND and I HATE IT SO MUCH why couldn't it have been anything else

Happy Sophie day!!!

YEAH SHE'S HOT

Your wife is a pretty cute feature actually

I think the more arguments you have the more it might be needed actually

Would She take offence to being called a Grandmother, I wonder. Granny Sophelia. Hm.

Yeah I figured your wife would mention me sooner or later

This one is mine >:(

Unfortunately, not all girls are cut out to be like Sartha Thrace. For every Sartha there's... Whoever the other one was

Peak character development honestly

Good luck, you got this!!!

The first one!!! If I could transition away from being British I would

I've never felt so betrayed :(

You cannot know if it is Maggie or not Maggie until one opens the box. Schrodingers Maggie if you will

Accepting anything short of the top spot in the hierarchy is basically an admission you want to be put in your place, she's asking for it

I'm sure if you ask nicely someone around here can fix that!

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WHAAAAAAAAATEVER

Actually sounds like a form of meditation, not sure where the fear comes in there :)

This + Blindfold

Not really my type, but maybe let me know when you're looking for a dog sitter :)

The economy??? How will this effect the trout population???

It's a shame you won't find anyone "innocent" here. None willing to get within range of that thing anyway

Could've called it something cool like "Bulldozer" or "Steel Crusher" or even like "DEATH BLASTER" but nooooo she decided yeahhhh I'm a mf termite I'mma eat your walls and shit