Jacob Whittaker

spring break starts next weekend, pnw is expansive, not the best time for this for sure.

You've seen KITH: Brain Candy, right?

Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

In order to enroll in THIS FRIED CHICKEN AIN'T GONNA EAT ITSELF, students must first have taken FOUNDATIONS OF FRIED CHICKEN and OIL FRYER THERMODYNAMICS

RFK Jr. is so lucky that the Ultimate Warrior died. If Helwig was still kicking, he totally would have been the health guy for Trump

Good Lord man. Why are @democrats.senate.gov such 🗑️?

She is danger close to Minnesota, she is gonna have to move ASAP

Jon Arbuckle is bending over to put a lump-with-handle cow tool in the oven, while looking back slyly at a confused Garfield and saying, "why do they call it cow tools when you cow in the lump handle of out hot eat the prongler"

day 221 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

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[Exit Murderer.]

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Every shelter and pet store in a 20 mile radius around Noems house frantically hanging these signs up at the register

Warhammer 40,000: Speed Freeks - Official Console Announcement Trailer YouTube video by GameTrailers

Time ta paint da konsole red so it runz fasta

Federal funding for people in poverty heading to anti-abortion centers instead The bulk of the money Missouri gives to its crisis pregnancy centers comes from federal funds meant to assist families experiencing poverty with basic necessities and child care, Republican Rep. Jason...

States are diverting federal TANF dollars meant for families in need to crisis pregnancy centers that discourage abortion care.

Federal funding for housing and sex ed is heading to the centers, too, States Newsroom found:
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/fede...

Derek Don'tly, it turns out

Hi shitty "journalist," his wife is not Jewish. Your inability to verify the one fact your whole post hangs on influences my certainly that you're not very good at your job

Amy the intern who cries and gets arrested with Justin Timberlake in THE SOCIAL NETWORK was going to play me in a feature film.

Also not fighting correct correct

The thing that makes the complete lack of any plan for transition or civilian evacs even dumber is that they've been planning this for many weeks. Idaho Air guard got called up for this like a month ago.

Oh shit that is a cool thing i just learned.

"Amateurs study tactics, low t soyboys study logistics, true alphas never study anything ever at all." -Napoleon

"Amateurs study tactics, low t soyboys study logistics, true alphas never study anything ever at all." -Napoleon

Just give pumpkin the wallet, dumbass. Pretty sure Honey Bunny is dangerously high rn

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

WHO IS LETTING CAPCOM COOK THIS HARD
#steinermath

Vote was close, barely beat out Ty Gibbs, surprisingly

Historically not a very effective strategy when attempting to influence and/or control adherents of Shia Islam, either.

If you can retire at 27, you should strongly consider retiring at 27 lol

WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin?

NOEM: Yes

WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that?

NOEM: No.

The album cover for Duran Duran - "Rio" combined with the Bob Evans logo