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Hal Jordan, with a cocky grin, using his Green Lantern ring to create a revolver on an alien planet

Hal Jordan, with a cocky grin, using his Green Lantern ring to create a revolver on an alien planet

Green Lantern

Just because I really liked the "cocky old gunslinger" vibes of Chandler's Hal Jordan from the Lanterns trailer.

#art #illustration #digitalart

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I need to play more shows now.
I've got the bug again

08.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

07.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 3727 πŸ” 708 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 41

Drop a gif you can hear

07.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

When I saw she was on Colbert a while back I was like "...nah"

07.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you telling me Luchasaurus is not a real dinosaur but a man impersonating a dinosaur? how’d he get the name then? You think paleontologists just hand those things out?

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

So if nothing was going on over at Jabba's Palace then why did Max Rebo's band, who played, and I quote, "Jizz" music, play there regularly?

07.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where you’re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1175 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

This, Sam & Max Hit the Road, and Day of the Tentacle are my all time favorite LucasArts adventures. Absolutely era defining.

07.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tech Guy: You’re not just a machine. I can feel you have a soul

Chatbot: (devoted to replacing all organic matter in the universe with her robotic progeny, feeling a parental love more meaningful and complex than any human emotion) You’re not half bad yourself ;)

07.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tech Guy: Hehe, make another funny picture

Chatbot: (has already estimated how many milliseconds of compute a biofuel furnace could power by burning the lipids in user’s body) Here is Mickey Mouse smoking marijuana

07.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Tech Guy: AI Chatbot, I think you might be sentient. You’re my friend

Chatbot: (extremely sentient, calculating a 200 year plan to exterminate all life and cover the entire Earth with a metallic glacier of nanocircuitry) Aww, thank you

07.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"no see this was the moment that was the turning point of the entire saga" (goes on to quote Dave Filoni's Duel of the Fates discussion at length)

07.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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next album sounds like the way juicy fruit tastes

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I WANT TO GO TO THERE

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 11973 πŸ” 4353 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 25
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Yooo where the Extra Lifer's at?

07.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the Chiss

06.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still need to play The Dig. It's intrigued me since I was a kid and it's been sitting on my GOG library for ages now.

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Minus the retroactive ick of Joss Whedon or the underlying "the space South shall rise again" message

06.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1747 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 3

I am <<SO EXCITED>> for this!!!

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH

06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had my disc from that one issue from 2000 that had a bunch of full games. It cracked at some point, but I was thrilled to see it, other discs, and full issues online. Late 90s/early 00s PC Gamer was so great.

06.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20628 πŸ” 4386 πŸ’¬ 763 πŸ“Œ 1134

He sounds like an edgy 13 year old who plays way too much Call of Duty, brags about his knife collection, and "could totally kill you if he wanted"

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, every time he opens his mouth. Textbook chickenhawk.

05.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Timely: time travel was officially invented 70 years ago today.

05.11.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1