Translation: He's gonna fire her tonight.
05.03.2026 21:52
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"Lemme get this war finished so we can start another one."
--The Peace President
05.03.2026 21:51
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Gosh, this sounds like the worst choose-your-own adventure book ever.
05.03.2026 21:44
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Translation: "we're not using the military against Americans as much as I would like."
05.03.2026 21:43
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Yeah, and Trump is kinda dishonest.
05.03.2026 21:42
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His weird murder fetish is deeply terrifying.
05.03.2026 21:41
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Why would anyone agree to be a prop for this bloodthirsty lunatic?
05.03.2026 21:40
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"Would you consider this a shoe?"
"It's a enclosed, rubber-reinforced foot canoe."
05.03.2026 21:25
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Thanks for the reminder that I do not hate A-Rod ENOUGH.
05.03.2026 21:23
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Ah yes, I'm sure we'll all fondly remember "the golden age of travel," where unqualified shitheads flew around in luxury fuckpalaces, embezzled hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars while murdering and kidnapping Americans.
05.03.2026 20:23
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Oh man\, Senator Fuckhorn Leghorn is SO close to getting it....
05.03.2026 20:22
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Not huge Moskowitz fan, but his troll game is ALWAYS on point.
05.03.2026 20:18
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Like the entire Trump Administration.
05.03.2026 19:24
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I’m actually impressed that Trump managed to replace Noem with the only person dumber and less qualified than she is.
05.03.2026 19:03
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…and what was the last straw with her? She didn’t lie hard enough? Not enough lip filler?
05.03.2026 19:02
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I’m actually shocked that Trump didn’t replace Noem with Nicki Minaj.
05.03.2026 18:56
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I’m just impressed that he’s replacing Noem with the only person dumber and less competent than she is.
05.03.2026 18:52
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I love how acknowledging reality is a “contentious political issue.”
05.03.2026 17:52
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“Is it a shoe?”
“No, it’s a an enclosed foot hammock.”
05.03.2026 17:32
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I mean, I don’t “think” they’re all lying, I’m pretty certain they ARE lying.
05.03.2026 17:29
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“Is this a hot dog?”
“It’s a tubed protein-based meat food served in a bun, often hot.”
05.03.2026 17:14
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Dumb enough to think we can’t see right through his bullshit.
05.03.2026 17:08
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“President Trump understands…”
No he doesn’t.
05.03.2026 17:04
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‘Plays dumb” or “IS dumb?”
05.03.2026 16:55
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Yeah, what can be more incapacitating than frontotemporal dementia, narcissism, and cankles?
05.03.2026 02:38
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I love how "politically correct" is now "refusing to commit war crimes."
05.03.2026 02:33
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Apply? I'm surprised Trump didn't immediately name him the new DHS "Border Czar."
04.03.2026 23:59
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Sheehy auditioning for his next career as an ICE agent.
It's mind-blowing how much Republicans hate veterans.
04.03.2026 23:35
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"Is it a hot dog?"
"It's a tubed sandwich served in a bun, usually hot."
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