Nate Rathjen

Jesus Christ, I need a cigarette.

MIAMI: 31-0. They've done it. They run the regular-season table.

And to top it off, it's the 1,500th win in the history of the school.

And their first in Athens since 2011.

Instant classic. Unforgettable night.

The RedHawks are an NCAA TOURNAMENT LOCK.

The World Baseball Classic is magic.

Huge respect to USL players seeking a CBA that provides for protections (like health insurance) that should have been in place decades ago.

Not sure the in-stadium DJ in Lexington got the message.

Cindy donut and teef

I would not give up a HR on that pitch to Aaron Judge because I am built different

last time a judge rocked brazil like that, jair bolsonaro spent two weeks in the hospital

this is basically my philosophy wrt dating right now: you’ve got to be more fun than me taking myself out to watch sports every weekend and that is a HIGH bar

yeah that still sucks

Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby meme

Nintendo's lawyers who have dealt with Universal Studios, the Soviet Union and beloved ROM sites vs. Trump's lawyers who couldn't prosecute a sandwich thrower

Nintendo by a million lololol

we were *this* close to a "Bowser sues Trump" headline had Doug Bowser not retired last year

He DMed me saying he thinks the typo was due to autocorrect, at least (I believe it and it’s been corrected)

hey @jimlokay.com someone in your newsroom needs to be fired

uhhh what the actual fuck

God bless Alyia’s wasteland 🫡

omg 😂😂

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

SCROGGINS!!!!

condi heard american bombs exploding in the middle east and floated to the white house the way a cartoon character is summoned by pie on a windowsill

Le sigh

Trump ran on “Biden is pressing the Increase Gas Prices button, and I will press the Decrease Gas Prices button” but it turns out there is no Decrease Gas Prices button, only an Increase Gas Prices button, which Trump keeps intentionally hitting

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/

Arch Madness lives!

One seed Belmont goes down to Drake.

If Russia had planted a sleeper agent in the US with the goal of winning the presidency and driving the US into ruin they could not have done a better job than what Donald Trump is doing

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

El Salvador is the only country that did not compete at the 2026 Winter Olympics but will compete at the 2026 Winter Paralympics.

there was a piece about this in the NYT today and literally everyone they talked to who called the State hotline for help got told there was nothing they could do, at best, or at worst yelled at and berated