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star cluster memes worse than your isochrone fit ๐Ÿ“‰ voted #1 Blanco 1 fan by the Blanco 1 fan club โœจ maintained by @emily.space โœจ

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A cluster of blue stars is seen against a starfield
of brown and clumpy dust. The stars illuminate some of 
the nearby dust which causes the dust to glow blue.
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

A cluster of blue stars is seen against a starfield of brown and clumpy dust. The stars illuminate some of the nearby dust which causes the dust to glow blue. Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

๐Ÿ”ญ Pleiades: The Seven Sisters Star Cluster

Image Credit & Copyright: Kamil Fiedosiuk

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26022...

23.02.2026 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 193 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

can't believe that our Sun chose to leave its birth cluster.

can't believe I have to spend my whole life in orbit around a hater.

10.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme of a skeleton lifting captioned "my clustering algorithm is a machine that turns (picture of data) into (picture of data with clusters)"

A meme of a skeleton lifting captioned "my clustering algorithm is a machine that turns (picture of data) into (picture of data with clusters)"

don't know what we'd do without clustering algorithms

11.01.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
25.12.2025 08:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy holidays!
may your stars be clustered โœจ
and your isochrone fits perfect ๐Ÿ‘Œ

23.12.2025 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tfw your bae half-crops you out of the group pic on insta

19.12.2025 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my noble petition still stands. 70 grains removed so far ๐Ÿซก

16.12.2025 07:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme of two people's arms shaking each other in agreement. One person is labelled "catalogs of open clusters". The other is labelled "maps of OB stars". They are agreeing on "doomed to be incomplete because of dust".

A meme of two people's arms shaking each other in agreement. One person is labelled "catalogs of open clusters". The other is labelled "maps of OB stars". They are agreeing on "doomed to be incomplete because of dust".

ok hear me out: what if we just removed all dust

(โœจ guest submission โœจ by @alexis-space.bsky.social)

16.12.2025 07:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme depicting people having fun at a party. Someone labelled "Coma Ber" is standing in the corner, with the caption "nobody remembers that I'm the second nearest open cluster to the Sun".

A meme depicting people having fun at a party. Someone labelled "Coma Ber" is standing in the corner, with the caption "nobody remembers that I'm the second nearest open cluster to the Sun".

make sure to think of Coma Ber this christmas ๐Ÿ’”

15.12.2025 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of age assurance popup on bluesky

screenshot of age assurance popup on bluesky

screenshot of 'my birthdate' and entering 1st January 1 AD, which actually worked (LOL)

screenshot of 'my birthdate' and entering 1st January 1 AD, which actually worked (LOL)

wtf i was born 98.2ยฑ15 million years ago but Bluesky won't let me enter my birthday

15.12.2025 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A grainy picture of the ism, captioned "BAN H2 SELF SHIELDING: Make the ISM SUFFER"

A grainy picture of the ism, captioned "BAN H2 SELF SHIELDING: Make the ISM SUFFER"

14.11.2025 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A captioned picture of the dark cloud Barnard 68, that reads:

"YO DARK CLOUD IS SO BIG

that it has a free-fall collapse time of just 100,000 years"

A captioned picture of the dark cloud Barnard 68, that reads: "YO DARK CLOUD IS SO BIG that it has a free-fall collapse time of just 100,000 years"

it had better make a star cluster when it does ๐Ÿ˜ 

10.11.2025 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme depicting two swear jars. The first swear jar, which is almost empty, is labelled "swear jar". The second, full swear jar, is called "Forgetting to add i+=1 to my while loops and wondering why they never end jar"

A meme depicting two swear jars. The first swear jar, which is almost empty, is labelled "swear jar". The second, full swear jar, is called "Forgetting to add i+=1 to my while loops and wondering why they never end jar"

while i_cant_code:
print(silly_memes)

08.11.2025 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just did this from memory and picked the lowest possible number I've seen to make it sound more tragic ๐Ÿ˜…

04.11.2025 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything would be better if the ISM was better

04.11.2025 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so sad. I found out today that the local star formation efficiency is just 8%.

that is such an awfully slow rate of converting the ISM (eww, icky) into star clusters. heartbreaking.

03.11.2025 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
meme that says "Astronomers. is this a standard candle?"

meme that says "Astronomers. is this a standard candle?"

Teaching is very serious business. In other news, I made this critical diagram during the class I was teaching today. Might have to put this into my next NSF proposal

30.10.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone always asks "where" are the open clusters, but never "how" are the open clusters ๐Ÿ˜ค

10.10.2025 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer it, no Av, no Rv, no E(B-V), just unfiltered access to the stars

10.10.2025 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is what my favourite dust map would look like if dust didn't exist ๐Ÿ˜ 

10.10.2025 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interstellar Tedium (can't live without it)

10.10.2025 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme about struggling to choose between liking or hating the ISM

A meme about struggling to choose between liking or hating the ISM

wait, what do you mean I need the ISM to make clusters

10.10.2025 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A three panel meme. Two men in cars are looking across from each other in the first two panels, with one labelled 'The cluster' and the other 'The poor runaway star ejected from it'. In the third panel, the two cars can be seen diverging from one another at an intersection.

A three panel meme. Two men in cars are looking across from each other in the first two panels, with one labelled 'The cluster' and the other 'The poor runaway star ejected from it'. In the third panel, the two cars can be seen diverging from one another at an intersection.

O stars were made to be yeeted

โœจ guest submission by @alexis-space.bsky.social

30.09.2025 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I want to see the baby" scene screenshot from mando

"I want to see the baby" scene screenshot from mando

A badly photoshopped pic of the Orion nebula on top of baby yoda

A badly photoshopped pic of the Orion nebula on top of baby yoda

who else remembers this iconic scene from The Mandalorian? ๐Ÿ™

29.09.2025 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

context ๐Ÿ˜ 

19.09.2025 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three pictures of a sad-looking Pablo Escobar captioned with "someone said we're never going to find all the open clusters"

Three pictures of a sad-looking Pablo Escobar captioned with "someone said we're never going to find all the open clusters"

โœจ๐Ÿ’”

19.09.2025 07:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd like to ask the magnetic field fans if they've considered the implications of star clusters ๐Ÿ˜ค

18.09.2025 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme showing two Gustavos (the Breaking Bad character), smiling in the first panel but looking distressed in the second. The first panel is captioned "Thank you for your talk...", and the second "... but have you considered magnetic fields?"

A meme showing two Gustavos (the Breaking Bad character), smiling in the first panel but looking distressed in the second. The first panel is captioned "Thank you for your talk...", and the second "... but have you considered magnetic fields?"

๐Ÿงฒโšก

18.09.2025 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two doors, one labelled "therapy" and the other "doomscrolling starcluster.meme". The therapy one is empty, the other is not...

Two doors, one labelled "therapy" and the other "doomscrolling starcluster.meme". The therapy one is empty, the other is not...

average PhD student

17.09.2025 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text on top of a picture of a dust cloud in space. It reads:

"Interstellar Medium? More like
Interstellar TEDIUM!
I don't care about your A V or your R V
JUST SHOW ME THE STARS"

Text on top of a picture of a dust cloud in space. It reads: "Interstellar Medium? More like Interstellar TEDIUM! I don't care about your A V or your R V JUST SHOW ME THE STARS"

petition to remove dust from the milky way

1 like = 1 dust grain removed

16.09.2025 09:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3