@munderdifflinff
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You want “in the weeds”?
Last night I found myself troubleshooting my college prospect database because I was getting formula errors in the 2023 prospects for Dontayvion Wicks & Andrei Iosivas
Oh yes, my reaction to the signing
Pending the 2nd or 3rd round if the upcoming draft
Perhaps Jonah Coleman stays home?
Sell high buy low never keep
Anytime a thing on social media has “bombshell” in the headline, I know not to pay any mind to that thing
Denver weather:
Bumpin golden era hip hop in the minivan is how I get through some of these days
Good heavens the upcoming JSN contract is going to be straight bonkers
Stupid character limits
Luckily I don’t need anything. Except this ashtray, and that’s the only thing I need. And this paddle game. The ashtray & the paddle game & that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, & the remote control, & that’s all I need. And these matches…
Changed their status to “it’s complicated”
Are the twice the ayatollah has hired hitmen and sent them to try and murder president trump in the room with you right now?
Crazy day of NFL free agency
To the Seahawks fans disappointed in the immediate outcomes a matter of hours into the tampering period, dynasties aren’t created/maintained with big splashes on March 9
Schneider ain’t overspending at a fancy restaurant, he’s slow cooking pork to eat for days
For the Birds
My brother just sent me this
[Spider-Man pointing gif]
I’m fine with either as long as we stop changing the clocks forever
Sweet, it’s dinner time and I’m not hungry. Spring forward can fuck off forever
I’m telling you, my wife is a thrift store whisperer
Once Kenneth Walker III signs a new contract, I’ll always wonder how much more it might have been if that 40 yard TD in the SB hadn’t been called back
His stat line would have been 28 carries, 175 rush yds, TD, 201 total yards
Sticks and stones will break my bones but less than 3 firsts will never hurt me 😂
The type of news where you’re like “oh thank god my team didn’t do that”
Markwayne Mullin back in high school
Irony’s eyes just got permanently stuck at the top of the roll Liz Lemon style
😂😂
Tbf no one was predicting anything close to what happened
It is a very, very dumb kind of shit take
It wasn’t even a question