K.B. Spangler

same same same 100% same

I'm wrong a lot but my guess is 2028 is going to come down to Newsom's milquetoast "Can't we all just get along?" versus Pritzker making deeply uncomfortable eye contact as he slips on a set of brass rings.

JB Pritzker hasn't thrown his hat in the ring yet but in every presser I watch him closely for some version of "Raw vengeance is coming for your asses" and he has yet to disappoint.

guess who needs to buckle down and answer emails again

Meyer lemons are actually a hybrid of a lemon and a mandarin, and were first grown by a dude named Frank Meyer over a century ago.

Is there also a name for the creative hangover cure I used to call "eating an entire cake"?

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

Oh NO those are monstrous.

Thank you for the shoutout!

Just gonna leave these exquisite leatherbound journals here.

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I think you got them all for me!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

An antique secretary’s cabinet filled with little bottles of inky magic

It starts small with one or two bottles and the next thing you know you realize it’s the closest you’ll ever feel to an actual wizard and you make yourself a bejeweled potion cabinet

#PenSky

No I didn’t but the inks are sooooooooooo delicious

So Hegseth and a general are giving a presser in which they encourage Iranians to stay safe, stay home, and stay secure, but also seize the day and take control.

Every time Hegseth speaks I just think we need more direwolves. Something scary and ominous to leap out of the dark and remind us we're tiny and mortal. Maybe not literal wolves but maybe also wolves.

Please may I be wrong about many, many other things regarding the decisions of this administration.

Nah he's permanently at 39%

As the old saying goes, "Dead girl or live boy."

If he ever meets a real dog he'll be like "holy shit these are pretty great."

Noem has spent her entire professional life amoebaeing from slime mold to slime mold. She *suuuuuuucks* at her job(s) and always has, so they promote her to get rid of her bc if they fire her, she'll bring the bleach.

He won’t let her go. Unlike his other conspirators, Noem keeps receipts.

I regret to inform you that the trees have started sexytimes again.

Charlie's eyes bug out as she gasps, "You...you're...You're the goddess of Fate?" Behind her, Leo and Robin hold each other as their eyes do the same buggy-outie thing.

If you learned your birth mom was the former goddess of Fate you'd make the Roger Rabbit eyes too.

sidequested.com

#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

Or that moment when Tiffany perceived *everything* and decided, no, humans cannot function like this.

ngl, having a really hard time myself

all of this suffering is a choice

"I stared upon the dark expanse of eyes, an endless scattering of irises in brown and blue and gold, reaching across the horizon and staring across time itself, and found within myself the hideous knowledge that clip montages on The Daily Show had never moved the needle."

Threads like this are a great hat tip to how Lovecraft's elder gods didn't drive you insane, they drove you so sane you could no longer ignore the massive inconsistencies and lies which we have to tell ourselves just to get through the day as a functioning social creature.

Yup!