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Italy isn't real I'm like 87% sure

Thought I'd share another poem today. Here is 'Lion Tamer' from my collection The Burning Circus. The book has a theme of circus characters, but with a few hidden depths and structures, other meanings. I hope you like it.
#poetry #poets #circus #lions #liontamer

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

Brilliant.

I wanna get high with Spongebob

I am stumpfounded.

This is the kind of quality shitpost the world needs.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Important for future use <3

As a weed cultivator I agree

Oh dang this whole time we thought Lil Caesar was a mearly a fan of the savory pie, when it fact his whole career has been a love letter to his strangely named wife.

These Brazilian Cheese Breads are giving “I may be small, but I run the whole snack table” energy.

Serve them warm. Tear them dramatically. Let the cheese pull do all the talking.

www.loulougirls.com/easy-brazili...

#PaoDeQueijo #BrazilianCheeseBread #CheesyBites

Two idiot lovebirds disreguard fancy new toys for a cuttlebone.

All these new toys and perches and treats and these two want nothing more than to huddle on the cuttle. I swear.

Yes.

Showdown at Camelot - thr challange between Sloane's team defending Camelot vs Zubaz's team with the trebuchet.

Top down interior of the investor mansion main room.

Harry remembers being pulled over by a cop in Serbia.

Sloane is confronted by Weiss in the Spheater.

Pencil drawing of upcoming Red Sand Blues scenes.

Seraphim lays half buried in sand with a broken solar panel at night as Quill activates the self-destructive emergency flare in the Shepherd Staff.

Harry, Mink, Leto, and Empress watch the white fractal emergency beacon break through the storm clouds.

Quill remembers recording herself playing the dulcimer with a cellist in India.

Rick remembers sitting alongside a highway contemplating his future in South Dakota.

Red Sand Blues pencil drawing of future scenes:

I MISS PRE-tRUMP IMGUR AAAAA I MISS THOSE MEMES

The head melting bit terrified me then and it terrifies me now

Bro

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Smallish comeback for Silco #arcane #silco

The King.
Your colored pencil game is en pointe.

It's weird being mentally unstable and aware of it.
It's like a thousand rats are squealing in unison and the only way to shut them up is to do the dumbest thing you can possibly imagine.

Another fact

😊 Happiness is...
the way my black nose wiggles.

🎶 Do do do do do 🎶

~Jet 🖤🐰❤️

#BlueskyBuns #rabbit #lovebuns

Old internet was amazing. I'm so happy I could be a part of it.

AAAAAAAA I GET THAT REFERENCE

The next RSB page was indeed not posted today as it needed corrections.
I don't have my tablet with me so no updates in the near future, sorry.

I'm going to pretend that any politics I accidently get exposed to is discussion on a shitty tv show everyone's obsessed with and pay it no further mind.

The best of hats