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Kool Depeche Moe Dee

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Security. Privacy. Eating damn fine ham and drinking beer. In exile. πŸ“Lisbon, Portugal he/him/ele Mastodon: @eviljarred@infosec.exchange

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404 Media's @josephcox.bsky.social watched all of DOGE bro Justin Fox’s deposition from start to finish. All six hours of Fox trying to explain "DEI", how he used ChatGPT to find keywords in grants like "Black" or "homosexual," and more.

Read his full story here: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...

13.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

Having a hard time seeing the material difference between Trump/MAGA and Iran's hardline theocratic extremists. The thing nobody in a position of authority is brave enough to say is that they are fundamentally the same. And MAGA wants to be more like them, they just can't yet. Yet.

13.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Having a rough day? Let’s brew some tea and sit by a 16-bit JRPG fountain πŸ˜ŒπŸ΅β›²οΈ

12.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Yup, spot on.

12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 10086 πŸ” 2780 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 152

May these little shits never have a moment of peace in their lives. Blacklisted from every company, every academic institution, every government position, every community organization. I believe in second chances but they should experience what it means to be disadvantaged.

12.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dawg I'm boutta pop 2 tabs and down a bottle of Hypnotiq for the Fatboy Slim show tonight wtf is you talking about

12.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow it's like Iran and Venezuela are two wildly different countries whose governments respond very differently when attacked

12.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1576 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 5

We are aware of recent reports regarding targeted phishing attacks that have resulted in account takeovers of some Signal users, including government officials and journalists. We take this very seriously. 1/7

09.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1893 πŸ” 989 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 114

But not Hegseth and the Generals, the Trump family and Netanyahu and the other fucking war criminals leading this illegal war? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck man.

11.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per weekβ€”and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after.

It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.

11.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 29660 πŸ” 7005 πŸ’¬ 1033 πŸ“Œ 349

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13810 πŸ” 3157 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 234
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Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

I guarantee that the SECOND billionares need fetal stem cells to make uncanny human wetware computers abortion will magically be legal again.

www.newscientist.com/article/2517...

08.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 865 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 18
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❀️

07.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍

07.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roving murder squads. Cool cool cool.

07.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I walk over one with AirPods in my butthole clenches a bit.

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No sir, I have not killed enough dogs to earn that distinguished honor.

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As security leader, my best friends in corporate America have always been legal counsel. Of course, it doesn't make you any friends outside of legal counsel. They all hate both of us. All we do is prevent them from enshittifying faster.

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC Sounds via Instagram
Phil Collins performs his cover of The Supremes’ β€œYou Can’t Hurry Love” on the BBC’s Wogan show in 1983
Listen to Eras: Phil Collins on BBC Sounds or worldwide on bbc.com 🎧

05.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral

By Triton Corsair

If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral By Triton Corsair

Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral https://theonion.com/if-females-could-get-pregnant-thered-be-an-abortion-clinic-on-every-coral/

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1716 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7369 πŸ” 2035 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 88

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13313 πŸ” 2576 πŸ’¬ 520 πŸ“Œ 342
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Watch Rep Joe Neguse (D-CO) take apart Kristi Noem (R-SD) with surgical precision over her corrupt and fraudulent $200 million no bid ad campaign for DHS. This man never ceases to amaze me with how good he is at this. Great job congressman!!🎯🎯🎯

04.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1810 πŸ” 541 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 22

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29721 πŸ” 4022 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161
Signal Messenger - Director of Major Gifts We are seeking a Director of Major Gifts to join our Development team as a high-impact individual contributor. In this role, you will be the primary engine for high-net-worth and charitable institutio...

Do you work in fundraising? Do you want a job that isn't evil? Signal is hiring a director of major gifts: jobs.lever.co/signal/68f75...

05.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

04.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 28194 πŸ” 7521 πŸ’¬ 1132 πŸ“Œ 680

These classic ones are so simple but can be so much fun.

04.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is this one?

04.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Class act right there.

04.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"There's nothing worse than a ma-ha-hanly man." - Jay Kay, Jamiroquai

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