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Corey Quinn

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Snarkmonger. Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group. he/him. Get my opinionated take on AWS news: http://lastweekinaws.com/t/ Signal: 833-AWS-BILL (833-297-2455)

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Better Offline’s “Hater Season” continues as @edzitron.com talks with @quinnypig.com, Chief Cloud Economist at Duckbill, about the realities of LLMs and the chaotic world of Amazon Web Services.

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04.03.2026 17:52 👍 42 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2

"We kept the keyboard shitty so you'd know it was a Macbook."

04.03.2026 22:12 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
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Hater Season: Corey Quinn Podcast Episode · Better Offline · March 4 · 47m

Here’s this week’s Better Offline. I’m joined by @quinnypig.com to talk about the realities of LLMs and the chaotic world of Amazon Web Services.

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04.03.2026 17:24 👍 117 🔁 17 💬 8 📌 1
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Office hours Duckbill office hours You have questions. We have coffee. Meet our team and get personalized advice on your most pressing cloud cost

Tomorrow 10 AM PST / 1 PM EST. Office Hours. Got an RI strategy losing you money? Convinced AWS makes up charges? Want to argue about CloudFront pricing? I'm here for it.

04.03.2026 15:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It seems to me that if this were an awesome business, Strava would be the “Strava of tennis.”

01.03.2026 20:54 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
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My daughter is having fun with stickers in her bathroom this morning @quinnypig.com

28.02.2026 17:32 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

It wasn’t hard, as Azure office security is made from the same tissue paper as their cloud security.

26.02.2026 08:22 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

We avoided Roblox but the YouTube is about to find itself blocked at the firewall.

26.02.2026 04:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Alarm clock company stock plunges 30% on the news.

26.02.2026 03:38 👍 73 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 1

I watched it live. The “ums” weren’t noticeable.

25.02.2026 16:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Real instructive, those. “MAKE HER TIDDIES BIGGER” is some real next-level prompting.

25.02.2026 16:44 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did he call himself “copilot?”

24.02.2026 17:43 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

"I initially prompted Billie to be 'snarky but professional.' That lasted about three iterations before I decided he should be 'burned out, cynical, and one email away from unemployment.' His current directive is to write emails that are technically professional but carry an undercurrent of menace."

19.02.2026 14:37 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Flawless: "If AWS customers start defaulting, Amazon will still make money shipping dog toys and underpants to punters. Google will still be selling ads against search results and turning off beloved services. Microsoft will still be a law firm in a trench coat, playing stupid games with licensing."

18.02.2026 00:09 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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Amazon's $200 billion capex plan: No death knell : It isn't insane, and Amazon will be fine when the music stops. Other players, maybe not so much

Amazon execs aren't lying about AI demand, says @quinnypig.com. But "the gap between 'every enterprise is experimenting with AI' and 'every enterprise is running production AI workloads at scale' is a chasm that $200 billion worth of GPUs can't bridge on its own." www.theregister.com/2026/02/17/a...

17.02.2026 22:47 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏

14.02.2026 20:50 👍 6196 🔁 817 💬 225 📌 179

I’m sorry, a password manager didn’t have a dedicated security team previously? If you use these clowns you’re negligent.

11.02.2026 15:21 👍 54 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

They should also sue Amazon for stealing Autodesk’s trademark UX nightmare approach.

09.02.2026 17:10 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

Well they picked the right day of the week for it.

09.02.2026 17:09 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Honestly, jailbreaking ChatGPT is almost certainly some dudes’ love language.

06.02.2026 18:14 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to deliver the rebuttal.

06.02.2026 18:13 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It’s a database.

06.02.2026 18:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe? Sounds kinda familiar.

06.02.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…and all but about twenty bucks of that is OpenAI.

06.02.2026 18:12 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
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Chris Hemsworth Is an L9 at Amazon, and I Have Questions Chris Hemsworth Is an L9 at Amazon, and I Have Questions

This might be my favorite thing @quinnypig.com has ever written

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05.02.2026 21:48 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
A challenge coin for Techdirt sponsors

A challenge coin for Techdirt sponsors

Huh I think @techdirt.com sent me a bitcoin

06.02.2026 03:39 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Office hours Duckbill office hours You have questions. We have coffee. Meet our team and get personalized advice on your most pressing cloud cost

At 10 am Pacific, join a rare double feature of @mikejulian.com and I both on Duckbill Office Hours.

Will he snap and strangle me? Let’s find out!

duckbillhq.com/officehours

05.02.2026 17:13 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

But they did such a good job trying to Frugal their way to a frontier model themselves.

04.02.2026 15:17 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

And so it does!

03.02.2026 19:12 👍 57 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

It’s amazing how many people will upgrade when you literally do not give them a choice in the matter.

29.01.2026 00:43 👍 109 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1