I've become a male my own frozen meals and pack lunch every single day and Doordash is doing welfare checks on me type of person, so I understand the confusion
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I've become a male my own frozen meals and pack lunch every single day and Doordash is doing welfare checks on me type of person, so I understand the confusion
the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI
I saw Jason Isbell for the 13th time tonight but it was the 2nd time he didn't do 24 Frames so I am actually averaging 20.31 Frames.
Photo of Mold-A-Rama machine with a leak
Photo of mold from Mold-A-Rama machine with a leak
Photo of mold from Mold-A-Rama machine with a leak
Is it too soon to make a joke about an O-Ring failure in my Mold-A-Rama?
"There's a lot of engineering we could look at in the food court." - my husband a dozen steps into the Museum of Science and Industry
Zach and I are using Members Hours at the Art Institute to accidentally wander into people's wedding photos. I want so badly to ask a photographer "hey want me to take one of all 3 of you?"
Me: oh my god, Becky, look at her but-for cause
My lawyer husband: *overcome with lust*
Markwayne. Why not just name your kid Toilet
why race factory or stock when you can race factory stock is what I always say
you can say that again!
I've been telling my husband for 10 years that I want him to play the Quad City DJ's Space Jam theme at my funeral and now we're at Target looking at the 30th anniversary merch a week before my birthday and I don't know how to tell him I don't think I've ever even seen the movie
this is amazing
More information here: www.friendsofthecoronado.org/ailey-ii-the...
Rockford, IL: I'm sorry if I end up on the news on Wolf Shirt Wednesday, but please come see free art at the Coronado Theatre tomorrow night courtesy of my foundation. I am excited to see you!
We've had real live, in living whiteness, Lee Greenwood at Wheatland multiple times! That was before the old man died though.
Wow, how is Lee Greenwood going to be at both of those places at the same time
I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance
None of us liked it but it did poll higher than the kidneys & bacon and the watercress! It's very possible I just don't like marmalade. It's strong! Feels pointy! Hth.
I have never compared it to anything else, but I have a jar of Frank Coopers Vintage Oxford Extra Course Cut Marmalade in my fridge for my Titanic 1st Class Last Breakfast recreation because I am occasionally a Very Extra Mom
Screenshot of text convo where Josh says 'oh Carson" and I say "I'm at the Walmarts what now"
living fully as a NASCAR-American until spring
let 👏 carson 👏 hocevar 👏 drive 👏 the 👏 presidential 👏 limousine 👏
NASCAR Radio: a couple of teammates are HOOKING UP
My husband: ohhhhh yeah *eyebrows*
Screenshot of Tweet where Kyle Larson called someone an idiot
new mandatory post
Screenshot of Ada's new PR in the 50 yard fly
Screenshot of Ada's new PR in the 50 yard back
Screenshot of Ada's new PR in the 200 yard IM
Say it with me in @gibvoice.bsky.social voice . . . QUICKTIIIIIME
Panoramic photo of aquatic center pool in Racine, WI
Regionals in Racine, WI today for @adaventurer.com
I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸
maybe they'll eat a Sooner at the sooner stampede
@mustangjosh94.bsky.social Josh it is Swamp Cabbage O'Clock
okay we're all switching over to Dirtvision now right
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRRRRRRRRR
