Clio

Every day I live in fear of somebody asking me one too many questions about one of my opinions and my entire worldview collapsing like a house of cards

Practicing my lana del rey voice, it needs work

Practicing my brian eno voice (it's even better)

Practicing my bryan ferry voice

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it

Ur Saturn return is gonna be something

Wait until ur 27 bb

Heron foods, they have the most random things I always get a prize when I go there

Look at these little freaks

I need to follow more insane freaks on here it's just the same 5 insane freaks in this feed its not the same

aspirating

You are not getting paid kenough

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gf who gets flattened by a steamroller, bf who gently reinflates her with a bike pump

I love how gracious everyone is becoming

as a hardcore capitalist I love when businesses fail. you wouldn't understand

ERROR: you have suspended your disbelief too many times and are now locked out of your reality for the next 60 minutes

You'd be forgiven for missing that Sinéad O'Connor passed away as a Muslima named Shuhada' Sadaqat, as almost all posted photos are from before her reverting & there's entire big media obituaries not using her chosen name even once.

Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi rajioon, Shuhada'.

Egg graffiti on a railway bridge. Location: South Circular, in-between Hither Green and Catford, south east London

EGGS

im a real sweetheart if you arent bringing up all the asshole stuff i do and say all the time

1. See this birthday cake and lose my mind.
2. Remember that Charmander dies if it's flame goes out.
3. Convince myself that the Charmander got hit by a car and I have to mercy kill it
4. Spend the rest of my own birthday party crying.
5. Turn 36 successfully

Got invited 2 the barbie movie 🥰

getting railed in the sundress of ideas