I think what happens then is that Northern Ireland gets to run the UK until we can form a Government
03.03.2026 09:48
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I think what happens then is that Northern Ireland gets to run the UK until we can form a Government
Can't even begin to work out a working coalition there even with nose-holding wacky confidence&supply agreements. Would quickly break the record for shortest Parliament.
I am contacting ny lawyer
if I might lib out: this disproves the inevitability of Reform and fuck, like, when I drive around Manchester in some areas I still see England flags put up all over lampposts in some areas, honestly it was starting to feel inevitable. it was all illusory baybee
my desires as a voter (a Manchester voter, no less!) are that I want Keir Starmer and Matt Goodwin to both shit themselves and burst into tears on live tv
I'm ready to embrace polanski thought
obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
people dressed as rachel reeves. rachel reeveses. rachels reeves
i know they’re meant to be sharks or whatever but my first thought was why are there two rachel reeveses dressed as a final fantasy white mage. my second thought was why are they dressed as mass production evas
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
Extremely imo
getting shaken up by your own story is so silly like aw poor thing did you imagine something bad and impossible happened to somebody that you made up.
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God, it feels so good for it to be getting around to the time of year where the sun wakes me up. (Britishly) We should ban Winter
anyway I have a job interview on Tuesday and probably need to nuke/tighten up this account a little bit. I'm just tired I will feel fine about all this in the morning, probably.
Anyway we were adults and talked about it and she says she wants to see me again and that's good, but I still feel like an unlikeable troll that people only spend time with for sex before I inevitably reveal that I'm a high-maintenance headcase without the charm to make that an acceptable cost.
She left early - we had discussed this prior, and I was clearly exhausted - which is fine but definitely something I find difficult. Very easy to wrap myself in knots once I'm back in "well, time to be alone in my cold flat" again.
It ended up very nice and we had a good time, which was refreshing because I've been feeling like a kink dispenser recently, too many encounters that don't leave me feeling like people want to spend time with me for me, not the things I can do.
Even so, difficult not to feel like an awful let-down
interesting Saturday, in that it was a big planned date weekend navigating the move from "person who visits for kink" to "maybe dating?" where most of the plans had to go out the window, because I was like, hey so I'm too depressed to do Big Powerful Domme please let's watch things and cuddle
She did good :)
My mind opens with possibilities.
I will say that the thing about being bootblacked is that I have to be ok with just chilling here and not actively doing things to/with her, which is good mental training to cure myself of my Good Host Anxiety
That looks so fucking cool my god
bonding activity
brie looks at her laptop and says: Oh shit! THIS TRANS WOMAN JUST INVITED ME TO HER PRIVATE ACCOUNT she continues: STATISTICALLY, I'M EITHER GONNA SEE SUICIDAL IDEATION OR TITS she clicks on her mouse and straightens her back. “Oh!” she thinks to herself we see a close up on her face as the final line reads: It's both...
redrew an old comic for fun :)
oh wow "bike lanes are anti sex workers" is a fantastic take, deserves UNESCO heritage status
apologist
Being a butch is so easy man I don't need to do any makeup or anything to prep for a weekend date I just gotta have a panic attack, dissociate for a few hours and cry 😎
Anybody who has used Paypal Business - what's the play here? It should have cleared by now? I took a large commission and it said this, googling this brings up either 1. I need to accept the payment (no option to, anywhere), or 2. I haven't given paypal documentation that they need (not the case)