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It would be so satisfying for about 4 seconds

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Lately at the gym I have been tempted to smash my phone with a 45 lb plate

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My name is Renton Food

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pain at the pump

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Fart Swap

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Not really

06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Always thought it was weird that they skipped over 3

06.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice Day 2: Start Again

06.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I'd like to try that!

06.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok

06.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol i was thinking about this too, just eating it out of the package

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Funko The Office POP! PEZ Darryl Philbin Candy Dispenser, it's awful

Funko The Office POP! PEZ Darryl Philbin Candy Dispenser, it's awful

Funko The Office POP! PEZ Darryl Philbin Candy Dispenser

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think budum has a great idea here

06.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
hello kitty pez dispenser that says β€œnamaste” along the spine

hello kitty pez dispenser that says β€œnamaste” along the spine

06.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Pez the spencer

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pez is so good

06.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

High-fiber fast food chain Bowel King

06.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Insulting a swing!

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Money Or Nothing… Now That’s Dire Straits

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

when the mechanics are popular

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks sick

06.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could have one wish..πŸ€” it would be for anything ✨ πŸ€—

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thorns are murderous once it matures!

05.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I beat back this smilax from taking over a whole section of the back yard and swamping a couple of trees and I'm not letting it come back, sorry smilax

05.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's meet in the middle

05.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ultimate Fuel
Ultimate Fuel YouTube video by PilotRedSun

Neat tech, isn't it

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll just breathe all those in and keep them safely sequestered in my body

05.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's about 60 cubic feet of gasoline folks

05.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What about if the weapon was formed against you but then each part of it was replaced as it wore out over time

05.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Filling the cabin of my car with gasoline #financialplanning

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0