nintendo switch shattered by an ice pick
finished playing mario kart
King K. Rool: Listening to Jump Clubb with Donkey Kong. Good fucking shit
BlueyBot: the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are
Mario 64: oops i shidded and farded again
The next change I would make is King Dedede's down smash, which is just him doing a splits kick on each side. I've changed this to him spawning two Marxs on both sides of him
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Sans: a person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road
Funky Kong: no
Kirby: badass
Peach: bruh
Kirby: shit
Mario: bruh
When Mario is Epic, LOL ugandan pickle harambe chungus
you ever wonder why does robert downey jr. look like iron man
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Funky Kong: no
Wario: Ugh
Toad: oh no
fun fact: sonic fans once printed so much money that it screwed up the economy for a time. for more information, look up "sonic inflation" on your most trusted search engine
I hate high school, it's nothing like Anime makes it out to be
i have fought in the war against weegee
unzips dick
TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!! The gun was found in the crime scene. Furthermore, the victim died of a gunshot wound in the chest. From this evidence, we can conclude that the victim was shot.
With a gun.
Old Man Gaming
nintendo switch oled with scratched screen
finished playing smash bros
Toad: Sans Gaming
Mario: shit
Dennis: My penys has warts
My penys is good at sports
Little did you know
It bulges through my shorts
oh
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