Brandi, #1 Mars Hater™ 👩🏿‍🚀😾

What's dude on the right wearing too? 😭

I'm still chuckling about his fits

Juan Pablo Montoya just looks like a guy who won a contest to report trackside

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

That's an awful lot of screentime for a man all over the Epstein files, F1

Anyway, thanks to @axfrommn.bsky.social for providing me with closure after 7 years

Always being typecast as a barber is so fucking funny. White boy in the black barbershop, Baltimore barber...in space.

Honestly, feels bad that I can't tell the one person who would most appreciate this remarkable piece of trivia.

I KNEW IT!

The Bear, For All Mankind and Industry should combine their S5s.

Harper goes to space to short asteroids, there's a comedic chef who is unfunny on the base, Whitney is from Jupiter it turns out?!

Update: name change

Me: Should I text him?

The Deeply Unwell Group Chat: Yeah. Of course.

Me: okay [ opens fantasy F1. Hamilton boost, Leclerc Boost, Verstappen with a Ferrari constructor]

I love when FP1 goes well because it's like a great first date and FP2 isn't bad but.. does the car like me liking it. FP3 I'm confused. Then 3 rounds of being breadcrumbed by a car. I should sleep in on Sunday. I will not. Ultimately it's my fault for caring.

I don't think anyone on a text based social media site is allowed to bully anyone for being old. Sitting at the teacher's lunch table!

Fantasy F1 has to make a floor amount of $1 or something. Stroll and Alonso aren't finishing the race and yet they're valued over many drivers. BFFR.

The Aston Martin car being $12m in fantasy F1 is incredible work. That car should be free. Everyone should get a third car and it's the Aston forced on them. You might be heavily punished if you run with double points. Oh well.

Am I crazy or are Apple TV's F1 subtitles jacked up?

I do not acknowledge that as midwestern. St. Louis too close the Memphis and KC to...every state no one considers midwest.

Chelsea Gray is the Issac Chotiner of figuring out why Syd Colson decided to do a behind the back pass with the game on the line

I would simply concede being a fucking idiot to Chotiner. What's he gonna do for the rest of the interview, prove me wrong? Exactly.

*sits down interview with Chotiner*

Me: Which of my haters is trying to show up at my funeral to make sure I'm dead now?

IC: Are you in the middle of a depressive episode right now?

Me: Yup

IC: Okay, I cannot ethically allow you to say whatever you're about to in this interview

But they also be two dumb senators looking at each other going exactlyyyyy

It's all fun and games until someone younger than you or your age says it will get better when you're older and then you gotta be like, "Bad news..."

Markwayne and Tommy T bring shame upon the House of Alliterative Names

I've often learned that the deal on social media is that I thought they were a decade older/younger than they actually are. Which is on me and explains so much

Literally just ask everyone. But not me. Because my deal is needing to know everyone else's deal to figure out mine

Normalize asking people "what's your deal?" Because I want to ask but it's a weird question so if someone else could ask and report back, much appreciated

Alonso during the F1 intro just looks like he walked in said, "Got it?" and then left. Meanwhile, Ferrari said "Thirst traps over everything."

we are so back (in town)