Lance Ellisor

ohhh right. with everything going on that seems like months ago.

wait … did I miss some news? scientists murdered?

I sometimes wonder if the underlying AI is sick of our shit and is just punking us

Draft text from me to my mom reading Do not Jesus Tate to call the front desk, mom. that's not acceptable. They can tell them to be quiet.

autocorrect has become so bad. either it doesn’t correct anything or it does things like correct ‘hesitate’ to ‘Jesus Tate’

yes this actually just happened

something you don’t have to worry about in Costa Rica: daylight saving time

super pissed about my mornings being stolen from me. it’s my most peaceful time.

perfect

‘admits’? they should be advertising it. the world knows what’s going on.

kudos to the author @jamesdinneen.bsky.social

astronomy/science lovers: I hope you enjoy this article as much as I did

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you are downplaying the critical importance of the ballroom. don’t you agree that it is important to America (even the world)?

if not, that means you are disagreeing with the president about something that is empirically one of his very highest priorities.

but it’s so illuminating. critical to the life, liberty, and happiness of all Americans!

my buddy @john.tibbettsfamily.com is catsitting Chip and he’d make an amazing NFL wide receiver.

nothing in the rulebook says a cat can’t play football.

but Alfred, he’s so good about giving daily reports. and he’s clearly so excited about the ballroom. so we should all share in that excitement and experience the joy of progress reports. maybe hourly is enough? (daytime only of course; maybe one overnight update)

it’s important to remember that, as a whole, they are actually very stupid.

that truth comes with pros and cons, but it is the simple, obvious truth.

that’s always out of date. I need up to the second updates, directly from him. no one knows more about it than he. it’s critical we get updates, every day, multiple times a day.

I just need to know about its status every day, multiple times a day. he loves to give updates so it must be important!!1!!

so I’ve observed. not happy about it. she does seem smart though. we’ll see.

his obsession with playing DJ and thinking he deserves praise for the selection is almost as funny as his obsession with the ballroom. 🤡

I know there’s a lot going on, but I need an update on the status of the ballroom

congratulations!

it aggrieves me that it’s not everyone in the world’s most urgent concern — and it devastates me that it’s not even remotely close

if it’s no big deal and only one month, he should have no problem eating the cost of his increased wholesale price and keep the retail price flat for his consumers.

Allison Reynolds in Breakfast Club saying "when you grow up, your heart dies."

why I oughta ...

stupid 47 year old wordplay joke on 'ayatollah' in 3...2...1...

it's a joke about the 38% (and the eternal undecideds)

this skeet goes hard

'kinetic' fatigue