Mark Tomlinson

a man is laying in bed with a blanket on and says `` let my cameron go . '' ALT: a man is laying in bed with a blanket on and says `` let my cameron go . ''

I'm sick.

a man is sitting on a balcony with a camera on his head . ALT: a man is sitting on a balcony with a camera on his head .

Note to self: if anyone does the "forceful handshake introduction tactic" just immediately lose my balance fall into them crashing as many people onto them as possible..."accidentally" of course.

Dun! Thank you!!

Oh yeah... You can get a "nines don't matter" or "test in prod or live a lie" or "if you liked it then you should have put an SLO on it" t-shirt or hoodie at my old bonfire shop, lol.

www.bonfire.com/store/mipsyt...

Great pic...and that is the happiest puppy!!

Have a plan.

Remember to include in that plan a time for not having a plan and changing the plan.

Then proceed according to that plan.

Dear friends in the outbound marketing deoartment:

just writing some code and running ut is NOT AI.

You're welcome.

I can leave BlueSky
now.

In fact, I can leave the whole internet behind now after receiving this post.

My life is complete.

Satisfied, I may now leave.

Thank you.

Photo of me (Tammy Everts), a white woman with brown hair. The caption includes the following details about my conference talk at WebExpo: May 29th at 3pm. Talk title: Connection the dots between site speed, user happiness, and business success.

Hey friends! I'm so stoked to be talking about the intersection of site speed, user experience, and business outcomes at WebExpo (@webexpo.bsky.social) in Prague later this month!

Use the promo code TAMMY25 to get a 15% discount on your pass.

Info + tickets: webexpo.net/prague2025/s...

Part of me is just so happy to see someone acknowledge that Gen-X ever existed at all.

I don't disagree, but I do recall these subjects in both grade school and college.

We also learned how to program computers and stuff.

We don't say anything.

You walk yourself home from school, let yourself in to your mom's apartment with your own key, make yourself dinner, do your homework, pay
your own way through college, make your own career, work for boomers, save your money, but then go broke taking care of eveybody else.

100% love my 2020 LEAF SV+

a woman says " it 's not the same , it 's not " ALT: a woman says " it 's not the same , it 's not "

Yeeeeeeeaahhh - no.

Amazingly good! Thank you!!!

Spring is bloooming.

Let's go protest Trumpism!

Congrats!!!

Absolutely #savesepta - for me Regional Rail is essential to our decision to live just a few train stops outside Center City.

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Ice. Heat. Anti-inflammatory analgesics. Wish me luck.

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fml

Messing up the website is just an artifact of what the DOGE boys really might be doing there: probably stealing data, planting bugs and backdoors, deleting your records to avoid future payments.

It's intentional. It's negligent. It's criminal.

#handsoff

a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .

File a FOIA request to see their fully documented performance and load testing plans and test results?

a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying right . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying right .

Great, now conservatives will stop referencing the healthcare.gov website crashing back in 2013?

looking upward at tree branches with light pink flowers

Same! Here's the cherry tree in our front yard!!

a woman in a denim jacket says go you in a restaurant ALT: a woman in a denim jacket says go you in a restaurant

And thank you @katiephang.bsky.social !!

a man in a suit and tie says it 's yours in a black and white photo ALT: a man in a suit and tie says it 's yours in a black and white photo

Ya know I have some crappy bash scripting they are welcome to take over instead.

a kid in a knight costume is asking who will join us Alt: a kid in a knight costume is asking who will join us

Cool, yeah - let's do it all again next weekend!?

a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that " ALT: a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "

OH: "How could the last 30 years of my expertise be wrong? You guys monitor the stuff and if something breaks you send us the logs. That's how we do it!"

screenshot of text from wikipedia page: "Dynatrace was founded by Bernd Greifeneder, Sok-Kheng Taing and Hubert Gerstmayr on February 2, 2005 in Linz, Austria as dynaTrace Software GmbH,[35] and was acquired by Compuware in 2011. In 2014, the private equity firm..."

welp...