Is elephant poetry any good?
13.03.2026 15:50
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Is elephant poetry any good?
Try a mix of washing-up liquid and baking soda. Rub it into the stain and then pour boiling water through the area.
Sounds like a good place to crack open a cold one.
I just want you all to know that I’m reading this exchange in the voices of Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith. And you can’t stop me.
Isn’t that Dylan Thomas?
Have Shadows, Bloody Commuters
Huge Signs Blind Customers
Horrendously Silly Billboard Choice
Hide Sun, Block Carriages
The US doesn’t need Kings to visit when they’ve already instated one of their own.
Fuck me. That bad guy from Ghostbusters 2 has let himself go.
No, but it is an acronym for “Wanker Yam”.
Goondor calls for aid!
NeuroSpiceUpYourLife
US govt screaming with their whole chest: “COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU CAN FUCKING COUNT”.
Trump will literally usher in the second coming of Christ in order to distract from the Epstein files.
This party is considered credulous racists
He wrote a victory speech but then he ate it.
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
Softwear Stack is absolutely the groupchat name of a furry polycule somewhere.
We can only defeat the Galactic Empire by destroying Alderaan.
Will Sir be doing away with the euphemisms, Sir? Ooh!
Shame. He used to be such a warm stable guy.
Eiderdown-graded her passenger rating.
Lesley Nielsen: nice cans
Greg Bovino: thanks, wait til you try my beaver
An ‘argumentation’ (courtesy of Jodi Taylor).
Yeah to be honest if a MAGA politician set up a tiny podium next to them I’d either be expecting Greg Bovino to rock up for a cameo or an ICE branded cage to fall down to trap a child.
[Life of Brian crucifixion scene]
When you’re cursed with all the money;
But still no one finds you funny;
You try to buy some friends but none will stick;
Don’t be grumpy, work for Trumpy!
And now everybody knows that you’re a dick!
We’re all happier than Elon Musk
Do do, do do do do do do
And Dick Luxembourg?
“avec une piscine, sans l'eau”
I am a two pizza team.
A horse racing betting guide, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds.
