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SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.

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I’m just glad we finally got to the bottom of it.

09.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

adding alt text.

stand up for us before it’s too late, cis folks.

07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 952 πŸ” 942 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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Guess What Moderate Democratic Voters Aren’t Anymore? Moderate. Two new polls suggest that moderate Democrats, too, want higher taxes on the rich and some measure of economic populism. Moderate isn’t what it was in 1992.

Third Way and other "moderate" Democratic groups and elites constantly bash progressive politicians and ideas. But moderate Democratic VOTERS really like raising taxes on the wealthy and corporations, Medicare-for-all, and Bernie Sanders. newrepublic.com/article/2074...

09.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 792 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 19

β€œWe should have worked around the school’s schedule when bombing it” what a take

08.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t matter. What a nasty question. Wasn’t that nasty? We’re going to drill bigger and better than ever before. We’re going to drill bigger, we’re going to drill in places you never ever thought of.

07.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I always hate when a random, short-lived character joins the ensemble in season 5. Who is this? Why is he always around? He’s not our friend, he hasn’t been through what we have

07.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always say β€˜let sleeping dogs lie’: no one should be held accountable for what they say while dreaming, not even dogs

07.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We should start modifying more words with β€œyester.” Yesterday and yesteryearβ€”fineβ€”but what about β€œI finished this yesterweek?” or β€œI told you yestertime that the yesterchance was your last.” We’re leaving so much on the table.

07.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s different and not bad. But I think it gets bonus points for being different while avoiding being bad.

07.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

If it is a misrepresentation, that’s fair

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s not a war. Proof? Wars require us to ask permission from Congress. We didn’t ask permission from Congress, so it’s not a war.

06.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t aware the argument was because he said β€œthey’ll move into analogous positions in the private sector,” I thought he said they should become farmers and roofers

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, if you change the entire dismissive language of telling people to go into hard labor to a completely different scenario that’s reasonable, it sounds more reasonable

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think roofing companies need a laid off government’s worth of payroll guys? What’s the confusion here

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man standing in front of a window with shutters Alt: a man standing in front of a window with shutters wielding a katana

Clocking in

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

52 year old, showing up with a resume boasting a BS in statistics and 17 years in govt payroll middle management: yes I’ve always been interested in roofs, like what’s going on up there?

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Real friends let their friends know when they’re being lame by crushing their soul for the rest of the day

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. I don’t hate people, I just hate how short they’re falling of how great they could be. I’m a hype man that uses insults.

06.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Took the letter to the post office, dim and uncleaned for years. The post man at the desk woke up, looked scared and confused, but after you passed him the envelope, he held it up and his face donned an expression of calm remembrance, and he looked almost like he might speak but could not

06.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were so afraid of being called woke by Nazis that they became Nazis, and now they just get called both things

06.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t die or anything he just looks uncomfortably warm most of the time

06.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

John Fetterman’s body is still warm and you all are glazing a cool rough around the edges progressive with a very suspect history and politics smdh

06.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Worst*

06.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parasocial bond-forming toxic word strings that make you suicidal in disguise

06.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its kinda funny that, as we are re-running the 80s (iran, dementia president, culture boring, etc), the big technology upending everyone's worldview is......Transformers......

06.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

We are running out of β€œfell for it again” awards.

06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like everyone is automatically assuming the worse about the NYT, simply because they’ve reliably been a shameless water-carrying trash receptacle for fascists

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Props for using a clip of Walter White: the aging egotistical drug dealer driven to madness by feelings of inadequacy and increasing irrelevance, who ends up destroying the lives of those he purports to be β€œdoing this for” in a self-destructive quest to compensate for his masculine insecurities.

06.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

afaik this video was cut after they killed over 150 children by double-tapping a school

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

04.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4262 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 47