Itโs like owners at the Super Bowl but somehow worse
24.02.2026 03:54
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Itโs like owners at the Super Bowl but somehow worse
(sea monster bio)
You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
Someone Mastered the Thigh and ascended. I bet if you look around youโll find some Lycra
I donโt understand how one could think this wouldnโt help the left candidate.
She is an Aussie
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, notโ listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patientโs name?
DR: Now look
ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they donโt
ALANIS MORISSETTE: iโm sorry but the lyrics are already done
santa monica jamaican restaurant called jerk stop (photo credit @joeyponchetti.bsky.net)
the jerk stop called
Gotchaโletโs dig into that step by step.
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Itโs also the original name of the settlement that became Vancouver, BC!
Yeah but I can fix her
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
โuwu need to get this email perfect so senpai notices me ๐๐โ makes the Rob Pike response even funnier
Letting Tyson Chandler walk uuuugh
Ok Iโm glad other people went here too
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingโ
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiโ
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Grip it and rip it
Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply โbut Doctor i am kate comptonโ
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seekโ
Roguelike.club first online one was good enough to get me involved in the next couple of years. MUD was cool, but the programming is just very strong.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
Enjoyed this 7 minutes of comedy from Demi Adejuyigbe
It happened in the 2023 ALCS between the Rangers and the Astros as well.
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
Thank you, Ron Washington picture with Wash's image in the clouds
Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
"Class" dismissed.
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