battery acid

i love puttin on the ritz by taco because half of it is pretty normal and the other half is the Freaky Part

there was this really good sandwich place near where i lived. they made incredible sandwiches and cake jars, their italian sandwich had just the right flavors and textures and the peppers were crunchy. they shut down because they were in a bad location and nothing has ever hit the same way since

in seattle god is a trans woman and that's why it drizzles so much there because rain is god's pee but estrogen makes it dribble so that's why the rain is like that it's dribbly trans girl pee from trans god woman

2026 will be the year i put my penis in a deli slicer

excellent news

average supper mario broth apology post: "some asshole told me my posts are too fun and interesting. in the future, i will make my posts less fun and interesting. i hope this is acceptable."

saints row 3 is a masterpiece full of vapid bullshit and cringe reddit humour

i don't like modern pinball machines. "scan your qr code" no. "use button to switch bat-gadgets" i really would rather not. "choose your character" what are you even talking about

how did you get like this. what is your problem

warframe has this special absurd magic that lets both "a captain hunts a ghost ship across the void of space while haunted by the voices of her dead crew" and "apocalypse via boy band" are both plot points that make perfect sense

bloomburrow is the only good mtg set. every other set is just ok

well it was saturated with something

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stop talking about spORTS STOP LOOK at Boomhauer

Boomhauer

Ketheric Thorm

pee

rip bozo

there's an evil ai doppelganger of the piss robot. what a time to be alive

aaquafarm

these shrimp fresh?

give it a blunt

ew

can everyone shut up for a second? like, stop talking for a second. thanks

the ocean is an untapped frontier of wet salt

saint row ytpmv

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."