CaroleU

Yep uh huh 😁🌻

Amazing, isn't it how we find our community? I love this for you.

(And yes, this is a good memory that I'd completely forgotten until today. In my defense, it was probably 20 years ago 😉)

nap /
noun:
1. a short sleep, especially during the day.

Just saying.

You want to talk matzah balls? I can talk matzah balls. 64 eggs, sure, but the important thing is that one extra yolk.

I think the chef did it for fun, to his own taste. I don't remember details, just an endless series of different savory deliciousnesses.

When we went back a few years later, the chef was gone & the restaurant had changed into yet another beef-centric nest of loud businessmen. Such a waste. 🙁

I remember once upon a time being in a tiny little posh restaurant in Las Vegas that hasn't existed for yonks with a named chef I'd never heard of, on a slow night. When I asked about vegetarian options the chef his own self came out, talked to me, and made me the most amazing all plant tasting menu

Yeah, but ew, dead animal. We need that new Masterchef asap!

A Red Squirrel is looking over the edge of a large branch. The background is grey sky. 📷 Dreamcatcher

Red Squirrel

Vigilance...

Save us, Red Squirrel!

The things I'll do to be able to use the carpool lane without actually having other people in the car.

You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car

Desperately trying to use my turtleneck to cover up my double chin, "does this shirt make me look like a spatula?"

We need to normalize looking like a spatula. Spatulas are great.

$5.09 in NoHo, just fyi, but $5.99 in Sherman Oaks. (I’ve been around and about this morning)

The plodding of the vast enchantment.

Isn’t fifty bazillion one serving? We are talking about deviled eggs after all.

Down to smoke and ersatz calculations.

Who is the mist setting on showerheads even for? People who want the experience of being a head of lettuce at the grocery store?

I think the guy in this training video hates me

Remember when there was a difference between rage bait and information? Good times.

Bigger bowls next time...?

I want to stay home and talk to my dog about squirrels

coloring pictures with my demons

Pale blue sky and a flowering hawthorn tree with pink and white blossom.

The overpoweringly sweet smell of the hawthorn is produced by the chemical trimethylamine. This is also one of the first chemicals exuded from a decomposing corpse. Perhaps explaining why hawthorn and its blossom has long been linked with death in British & Irish folklore... #MorbidMarch
🎨VanGogh

No no - I just have to charge my phone enough that I can go to the bathroom

Sure you can, all you have to do is dish it all onto two plates the first time. Or bowls. Nice big bowls that hold lots.

Man hanging from a giant helium-filled kangaroo. Aided by four other balloons, he is attempting to cross the English Channel to France by flying off a fucking big chalk cliff.

'David Kirke sets off from Beachy Head in East Sussex, in a giant helium-filled kangaroo. Aided by four other balloons, he is attempting to cross the English Channel to France.'
John Downing, 1986

the song "on top of spaghetti" implies that, canonically spaghetti is a bottom

Someone named Tim just wrote "Calm down and laugh it off" on a Quora post I wrote seven years ago.
I think he would look prettier if he smiled more.