Kill Every Monster

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TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE THOUSAND 🥹

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It's been 11 days since On Call, the werewolf dispatching game, launched. Let's see how we're doing

Backers: 70
Amount Raised: 1466 (48% funded)

So we've slowed down for the past two days. Lets talk more about why I'm doing this backerkit.

#ZiMo #dispatch #ttrpg #werewolf

I really despised the character I played in the People episode of @killeverymonster.com. In order to be a human that was worse than most humans, I just kept saying yes to every dark impulse.

The character that emerged was perfect for the moment, and I hate them.

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A neon sign displayed against a dark brick wall. The sign features the outline of a classic arcade ghost in glowing pink and blue tubes. Inside the ghost outline, two "X"s inside circles represent dead eyes. Below the graphic, the text "DEAD GHOST PRODUCTIONS" glows in purple sans-serif letters.

One of the best things to happen to me in the last decade was becoming friends and creative partners with @djmalenfant.bsky.social.

We made @killeverymonster.com as a critique on the largest TTRPG company on earth. We made @deadghostpro.com because we love telling stories with games.

The best compliment I can give @killeverymonster.com is that every new episode makes me want to play 5e, until I remember I fucking hate 5e

We cannot wait to share this story with you.

Get ready for more monsters, more amazing guests, and more new episodes in 2026.

When we started making @killeverymonster.com, it was partially an exercise in venting frustration. It is also because, after years around the periphery of the people who design games I love, I wanted an excuse to talk to people I thought were cool.

It's worked bafflingly well.

We make @killeverymonster.com to be a critical voice of the most dominant TTRPG of all time.

We make @deadghostpro.com because we love playing games and crafting fully immersive audio experiences.

Oooh, good pick.

Welcome! Which monster did you start with?

Just stumbled on this podcast and loving it so far! @killeverymonster.com #dnd #monstertropes #ttrpg

Seconded.

The cast line up for a game of Dungeons and Dragons, taking place on Sunday November 9 at 9 am Pacific, with GM Owen and Aram, Ashie, Tagg, Zach. All for Andrea's Adventurers charity RPG Weekend

In 15 minutes - Dungeons & Dragons 5e! with @conkliodd.bsky.social @aramvartian.com @etherealashie.bsky.social @taggianto.bsky.social Zach

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So our position is perfectly clear:

ICE is a direct threat to friends, family, and many listeners of our show. We oppose them—and their fascist, bigoted agenda—with everything we stand for.

Hey people - we recently switched hosts and set up a new advertising program. We did not pay enough attention to what ads we wanted to filter out.

The result is that promotions for ICE recruiting ended up in our feed. We have taken steps to ensure this will not happen again.

We are not either. We recently switched ad formats, and we apparently did not click all the right buttons to block certain advertisers.

It should be fixed, but we'll keep an eye out for anything else that we don't want to associate with.

Get ready to meet Sssudie.

An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.

🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍

We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode!

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I think about my little dragon buddy often 🥰

I can't say enough how proud I was to contribute to @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social

Jeff is an institution unto himself in AP and TTRPG interviews. His work is fundamental to @killeverymonster.com

I can't say enough good about him or his show.

I'm one of the hosts of @killeverymonster.com with @aramvartian.com

We do an interview about a D&D monster, then run a short AP around the monster in the back half of the episode.

If you heard the Treant episode of @killeverymonster.com, you know how funny Anica is, and this idea is so fun.

It's gonna be worth having just to read.

Little dwarf children running around with their rust monster pups.

Forreal forreal, this episode made me want to have a dwarf town that is in a symbiotic relationship with rust monsters

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*takes notes*

Rust Monster

Listen to our full Rust Monster episode with @carbon-and-iron.bsky.social anywhere you get your podcasts. open.spotify.com/episode/39rX...

✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite