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got to tokyo and a japanese toilet just powerwashed my hole for the past 2 hours. ive burned out waterpik motors trying this at home

06.03.2026 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If something is "a feast for the eyes" that means it looks good

"A feast for the senses": it has a smell on it

"A feast for body and soul" (?): i don't know. get out of there

04.03.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will guess cbd rooftop boutique pub or eastern suburbs british run quirky pub

04.03.2026 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tthats why i moved here

04.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the military says its trying to do the end of the world. sounds like they have watched " HONEY BOO BOO

03.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 83 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1176 ๐Ÿ” 258 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

did you post this because i mentioend my milhouse tattoo in the chat.

02.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you've had 40+ years to develop the critical thinking skills and empathy to not have this stupid opinion and look at how badly you fucked it up

01.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 361 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump due to your erratic behaviour and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Burnman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!

28.02.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 468 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was literally watching that just like an hour ago. weird !!!!!

25.02.2026 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fit-Out Fundraiser For Catalyst Social Centre! Catalyst Social Centre is a radical community space located in Coburg, on unceded Wurundjeri Country. The centre is a hub for radical organising and events. It offers free event/meeting spaces for ind...

I help cook community dinners here most Wednesdays. The space also does other cool things for the community like distributing free groceries. Chuck it some money to help set up its new home if you can: chuffed.org/project/cata...

24.02.2026 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

24.02.2026 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 301 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

one time when iw as a kid i was taking a crap and it was pretty dark in there and there was one of the guinness books with the hologram covers in the bathroom and i saw the lady who could pop her eyeballs out and i got scared and shitted really fast and got out

23.02.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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how im trying ot be

23.02.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 131 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

rip

23.02.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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if you have a fancy $200 keyboard without a function/media key row, and like you need to have another "layer" to hit all the normal keys and shit, you have absolutely made a dumb ass purchase. you have to learn how to hit the tilde key again like a baby. you paid big bucks to become a clown .

23.02.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 231 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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woke up to the email no one ever wants to receive....

23.02.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 353 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Texas Tooter

22.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

22.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3536 ๐Ÿ” 868 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 123

i met moot once in like 2006 and he dropped his lunch on the ground (unrelated)

21.02.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a real "san jose guy" thing i saw on multiple occasions is guys who dont smoke but show up to the bar with a zippo to do little zippo flip tricks and light cigarettes for the women who do smoke. nasty ass! you work at ebay!! stop it !!

21.02.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 231 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love a good crimp sesh. I got an automatic wire stripper a few years ago and it's so fun to use

21.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Roundball Rock: The Shredded Version
Roundball Rock: The Shredded Version YouTube video by John Tesh - Topic

in 2024 tesh put out a new one called "The Shredded Version" and its wild www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTB...

20.02.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head."

ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

20.02.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1478 ๐Ÿ” 321 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

i hate when stuff happens much to my chagrin . chagrin sucks especially when something happens much to it ๐Ÿ‘Ž

20.02.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 196 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy in my neighborhood just got a big piece of shit like that i hate it !!!!

19.02.2026 07:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah jeez i missed that part. I'd like to change my answer to the nasty little red guy

18.02.2026 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's the green one but its underside is red in one of them because that's what happens when it gets horny

18.02.2026 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saw a [LLJK] gamer in the wild. felt like discovering one of those deserted island japanese soldiers who thought the war was still going on

18.02.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 108 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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