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Chris Ervin

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Fan of the SNL sketch "tales of fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices"

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He's so good in THE EMPTY MAN

12.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To all my fellow 42 year olds, try listening to Band of Horses' "The Funeral" again if you haven't heard it in a minute. That's a good song! Songs from 20 years ago always sound the best

12.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I promise I will read the article, but I am convinced already there is a problem here already based on the photo of the guy in the preview image.

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 435 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

Calling this line from McCarthy a "clunky" "mistake" based on "aversion to punctuation" ayfk, did an AI write this (probably)

10.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 26
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A Beautiful Day for a Neighbor: Tom Noonan (1951-2026) A personal tribute to a great actor, a great friend, and a gentle giant of a man.

"I looked up, and up, and up, and up, until I saw Tom Noonan's face, looking down at me with a curious expression. 'What did you say your name was?' he asked." A remembrance of my friend Tom, lost too soon. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/a-beauti...

09.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 536 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 26

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

08.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 8648 πŸ” 2084 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 53

F1 is simply So Back

07.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Isaac Hadjar you truly are a talent

07.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this season is going to fucking rock and every driver is going to have a bad time i can’t wait

07.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Max Verstappen eating shit immediately in the first qualifying round of the 2026 season - we are in clown town, baby!

07.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the first free practice of the new F1 season, and I think it’s really interesting that the cars don’t work this year

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cmon man you can’t look like all the members of Sublime were put in the machine from The Fly together and say this

01.10.2024 22:46 πŸ‘ 774 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 3

It’s been so long since the car and engine specs have changed so much in F1, this season is going to be hilarious

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the disconnect is of course that techbros insist that a total revolution in the way that software is made is taking place, but anyone who uses software can observe that software continues to suck more than ever before

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7486 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 72

Hi/Jack Season 2 sucked shit. Season one wasn’t good either but it was significantly more entertaining than this. Idris Elba has made some decisions with his career!

04.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"I bought another Super Nintendo. I wonder how many I've bought so far? I used to play when I was still active, but I was busy with matches and didn't have time. One of my dreams was to buy a white house with a view of the ocean after I retired and play games all day. I'm starting to do that now. First of all, I'll play Final Fantasy, but I also want to play Mario World and Sim Earth. I need a CRT TV."

"I bought another Super Nintendo. I wonder how many I've bought so far? I used to play when I was still active, but I was busy with matches and didn't have time. One of my dreams was to buy a white house with a view of the ocean after I retired and play games all day. I'm starting to do that now. First of all, I'll play Final Fantasy, but I also want to play Mario World and Sim Earth. I need a CRT TV."

True pro wrestling legend Bull Nakano: lol I bought another Super Famicom today.

04.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7
Turnstile cover The Stone Roses' β€˜I Wanna Be Adored’ for Like A Version
Turnstile cover The Stone Roses' β€˜I Wanna Be Adored’ for Like A Version YouTube video by triple j

The mad lads pulled it off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZgZ...

04.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

he looks like he's going to talk backwards in an ominous dream world

03.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways

Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side.

Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side. Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!

29.01.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 4796 πŸ” 1312 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 85

I'm much more okay with defunctland than I am with Stranger Things being there. Get TV shows off the service!

03.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Sturgil Simpson goes hard, I love a throwback to that great cocaine disco boogie sound

02.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't have the yips with respect to boots on the ground" just makes me think he's going to handle this war about as well as Rick Ankiel pitched in the Game 1 of the 2000 NLDS.

02.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 379 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4

1. This is despicably evil.
2. This needs to be fought at every level. There is no world in which this cannot be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
3. Those behind this effort need to be exposed and never know a moments peace.

02.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1230 πŸ” 679 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

when I play Final Fantasy Chrystal Chronicles single player on the GameCube, I'm mooglemaxxing, making that Moogle carry a bucket

01.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me to myself for like an hour 90% of the time I’m going to play a game

01.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we're gonna have to rethink airgaps now that malware can talk to people.

28.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're gonna want to start slow, oatmeal is filling and comforting and does not contain anything that might upset a neophyte consumer

27.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alcoholic uncle taking nephew to hooters

27.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 891 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

I'd need to take some PTO though

27.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0