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Chrisjen Avasarala

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i really wish we were stricter when it comes to gatekeeping our culture because wtf do you mean jack harlow released an r&b album and is doing interviews about how he “got blacker” in the process of making this album?? please don’t piss me off.

13.03.2026 17:42 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

All I see is a young Tommy from Martin

13.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Oh yeah, I heard you loud and clear,… but then you stuck your tongue in my cooze and fucked me so good I thought you changed your mind

13.03.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Oop! Lynn Whitfield said “can you turn that down please” like Aretha did.

13.03.2026 13:49 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Depends. How is your tolerance for the lactation?

12.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know either but I feel like On It by Jazmine Sullivan ft Ari Lennox would be on it.

12.03.2026 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh. I’m not sure I got into this one then.

12.03.2026 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was this the album that had that one little riddle song?

12.03.2026 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is why the libs wanted Bad Bunny at the Superbowl

12.03.2026 11:36 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody spoke Spanish to me in my dreams last night. We moving up, Jay

12.03.2026 11:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I used to LOVE Mac & cheese with a side of fried okra.

12.03.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Google says boy dinner is high in protein and typically lacking sides. I don’t think I have a boy dinner because I’d rather eat potatoes than meat.

12.03.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They have a video of guys trying each others “boy dinner” and now I’m trying to figure out what my boy dinner contribution would be.

12.03.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Catching up on Beyond the Gates (again) and Eva just name dropped Octavia E Butler as author she’s currently reading.
🤗🤗🤗

12.03.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ordered at sonic and said Sonic sized and the girl did not know what tf I meant. When did sonic just start saying large?

Now look…

11.03.2026 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the time I was like, ain’t nobody gonna memorize all these monikers. Whatasize and Sonicsize and Kingsize, etc

Now look at us. Trained and indoctrinated.

11.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Back when McDonalds dropped supersize option on their combos, all the other restaurants followed suit but McDonalds phrase was the most popular. So I would pull up and try to supersize they would be like, “we don’t do that here 😡”

11.03.2026 18:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought of a flight attendant.

11.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The thing about Target is I’ve already got used to not going and it was entirely too easy to simply not spend money there 🤷🏽 you’re dead to me, sweets. Already done had the fune and everything.

11.03.2026 18:23 👍 560 🔁 103 💬 22 📌 7

So under 38… got it.

11.03.2026 18:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.03.2026 18:19 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Then there’s me who struggles with cake and pudding. Is there a way to make it like cheeseburger or burrito?

11.03.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Target was an easy boycott for me too. The only thing I regularly bought from there was my dog’s treats. I get those on Amazon now.

11.03.2026 18:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm gonna put a second nose at the clavicle

10.03.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It might be time to look for another job. Because I spend more time annoyed at shit than nonchalant over it.

11.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going to miss bookclub today because i had to work late. The thing I look forward to the most each month i have to sacrifice for this fuck ass job

11.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How I be in it:

10.03.2026 23:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The need to eat. Eating should be optional and for enjoyment, not for sustenance.

10.03.2026 18:21 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Idk but this was a very popular thing to see in porn at the time.

10.03.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Death row!!! 😧

10.03.2026 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0