GNU C Mane

Oh! I’ve sat there, can confirm it’s amazing

Batcashier: The coupon. Where is it?

various shit

The Alienation of the Worker from the Fruits of their Labubu

Getting a tattoo of the eight rings of the spiderlympics

I’m at the Taco Bell

spending Meal Crystals in the McDonalds Cash Shop to upgrade my hamburger

Yes! Or do they think it's a targeting system and then they click their ex's house?

Crying laugh at the people who click on or around their neighbor's house

(meeting chat of webinar): you guys hear about any cool parties? Any afterbinars?

Unlock the unlimited fuel hack by doing the same with your motorcycle

Moved to the part of the RennFaire called Foole’s Sectionne after trying to eat a turkey leg like an ice cream cone

Dear Society: Let me wear the tree outfit!!!

Every time the news mentions a supply shock, I bring up my unfulfilled Christmas wish for a barrel of oil

Less Markwayne and instead be mulling Mark Twain, like the short life of steamboats, the tortuousness of the Mississippi and the vitality of our riparian habitats

Make your house sparkle with the cleaning power of Pyroclastic Magma!

In 2026 we are learning how to shop for, prepare, and enjoy barnacles

monke

My father always brought a trailer

Their incessant questioning about daily specials and seasonal menus

pretty proud of this one

I’m not taking too long in the shower, I’m celebrating Drain Festival

Cop pulling me over to share a “toast to the splendor of this earth”

My accountant is hastily hiding away what is later revealed to be numeral-shaped fruit snacks called yumbers

Establishing a National Strategic Reserve of boardwalk T-shirts

Battle it out with over 60 selectable fighters from across the Dostoevskyverse

“For my Baby (Coca-Cola)” by Seb Conscious and the Suggestions

Bro the first game you have to win is the lacrosse match of the self

(to bartender, over the roar of the bar): Does this place ban apes? Like would an ape be safe in this space?

Meet us behind the loom, we’re gonna pregame the candle making demonstration