hiss goblin

Eat that ass like a burger 🤤
Patron reward for Leydon!

perspective

spice as The Cheat from hit webseries Homestar runner

introducing... The Spice

rly glad u recognize the need to take care of yourself ♥️

it still blows me away how much you've been able to accomplish these last few years as an adult with a full-time job

i know i'm late but i regret to inform you all i have are very, very soft carrots

durov is attempting to steal ur t-shirt ideas for himself

from now on we'll have to communicate via morse code

i made a cute kobold video but bsky doesn't allow videos yet :c

www.tumblr.com/nicopossum/7...

the real question here is whether drinking a full bottle of hot sauce counts as a meal

see that's funny bc they won't let u have that at my local chipotle unless you look them in the eyes and expressly request "the half chub"

big dick energy in the streets, big dick in the sheets

long hair crew!

how does it feel knowing that god itself spoke through you

u know it to be true

can't get over how cute @bat.wiki made me ♥

here you go :)

bug flavored doritos are back

you look perfect. this is the perfect deer

please take this handful of corn as an award

it's sloppy all the way down

if you think about it, you could go to a party and take the bong and dump out the bong water on the floor and fill it with marinara sauce you brought from home and call it "italian style"

The dichotomy of possums

Feat. @spicedyde.bsky.social

Art by @rosphix.bsky.social

benjamin wanklin

i thought too hard about the egg and now i have a sports hernia

💊🦌🚽🎉🎈🎂

let snails into medical school 🐌🩺

new piss jug roulette

play it from the overpass

you will go to jail?

fuck. you thought of everything

would it be gay if i pulled it out with my mouth, looking you in the eyes as i whisper "let it rip" before taking a wicked freyblade to the face

the penis is the ripcord of the sheath

when u get rly horny do they launch out like musky beyblades