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Jeremy Hellwig

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I do standup. Member of Fatal Bus Accident. Probably other stuff.

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Jackie is one of my favorite comics of all time, and I have loved all of her previous specials/ albums. I'm very excited to listen to this on a future roadtrip (my preferred non-live way to experience standup), but everyone else should watch this immediately.

03.03.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is from a live show in 2019. I can't remember why my character was worried about getting sent to Pervert Jail, but this was the slide that accompanied that moment.

27.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

David Chang's Netflix show had a whole episode about Viet-Cajun cuisine and how their crawfish are so much better than the traditional, nonfusion seafood boils.

27.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you mentioned getting the DMs from fake Randy Orton accounts, it reminded me that I used to know his brother, who showed me one time that there were dozens of Twitter and Tumblr accounts pretending to be him. I guess for clout, or maybe to somehow scam their way into meeting his brother?

26.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

26.02.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 12073 πŸ” 3490 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 40

this is extremely fucking important, esp with what just happened in kansas. they are trying to criminalize every aspect of our existence. i try not to be alarmist about things but this is where we are and it is BAD bad

26.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 945 πŸ” 695 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
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On a hot streak in terms of movies I saw in theaters this month. BTW @letterboxd.social it seems like this tag should be a default option. Everyone I've mentioned it to started using it themselves.

25.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

neither I nor my ad agency noticed that Spotify was putting nine ads in each of my podcasts when you listen to it on Spotify two before the show-six mid roll- and one post show. Over 800 episodes for about a year and I got $150. Feel free to never listen to the dork forest on Spotify.

20.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I used it one time (needed specific socks and other camping supplies from Target but was leaving too early the next day to go there myself) and they texted me so many times early in the morning. Kept asking me for possible substitutions just in case.

19.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI reject the lie that deporting my neighbor is how I win better pay and working conditions. We’re fighting for a country where families stay together without living in terror, so we’re ALL better off!”

18.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 8725 πŸ” 2041 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 57

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

09.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1713 πŸ” 479 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10

I saw it yesterday and it's incredible. Some of you don't yet know you're going to have it on your best of the decade list, so you might as well go experience it in theaters.

16.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Valentine’s Day, the Letterboxd crew pours our hearts into highlighting 23 underseen romance films that could use a little more tender love and care (in the form of additions to your watchlists). boxd.it/2Yq

14.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11

First red flag was when he asked me what kinds of minorities lived in the area. He got an applause break for doing a Chinese accent. Ben Bankas is horrible and his audience LOVES the racism so I assume even his fans in Minnesota are glad ICE is killing people in their streets.

11.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@jackiekashian.bsky.social @anylaurie16.bsky.social listening to this week's podcast and feel compelled to chime in about the guy that had his shows canceled in St Paul: i got booked to open for him last year (had never heard of him) and he doesn't have jokes. It's all racism. Felt like a klan rally

11.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social @libbycwatson.com @coollike.gay this is extremely relevant to your interests.

11.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

11.02.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 4988 πŸ” 1752 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 87

Some friends saw Stranger Than Fiction with the first half of the movie offset so you could see microphones and crew members. They thought it was a bold, intentional decision until the theater stopped the movie to fix it.

11.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk man. You both forgot about something.

11.02.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get Peacock for one month and pick what events you are watching for the whole Olympics.

11.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We used to get fliers on our door that said that.

10.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm pretty sure it was Kevin's Place, which later renamed to Kevino's Pizza and added Italian stereotypes to its ads. I just found this image on Reddit, but I remember seeing these signs in South City.

10.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

There used to be a pizza place in St Louis where a lot of the reviews were people complaining that the owner locked them in because he had to go make a delivery and he was the only employee.

10.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

09.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 5396 πŸ” 1422 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 39

When you use AI to make your ads, you look like a scam company. Luckily, kalshi IS a scam company.

08.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is β€œOh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

03.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 8504 πŸ” 1290 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 21

I can't imagine even what that does or who would want whatever output it spits out.

28.01.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Drove down a lot of Hampton today and there's very little sidewalk cleared. We were in the middle of talking about how the city needs to start enforcing it's laws when we came upon the police union (sidewalk not cleared) and then Tilles Park (the city apparently doesn't clear those sidewalks either)

28.01.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That guy left that job a couple years ago to work for Livenation/Ticketmaster because of course the guy that never went to a local show for years and only covered the biggest acts coming through town would sell out the hardest possible.

28.01.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0