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slamon dinner in a bowl woth rice on a sidetable with king crow. i am grisping a tiny alcoholic can in my right hand.

enter the Return of Salmon Dinner

queer little creature and gay to be certain too

[Exit Murderer.]

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

markwayne mullin’s mom: markwayne mullin

Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby

kristi noem found in a ditch 30 miles from sioux falls, eyewitnesses claim “the dogs got her”

Screenshot from Berlin Philharmonik biography on Dvorak: But first, Dvorak travelled to Spillville, a rural idyll in Iowa, during the summer of 1893. It had been founded by a Bavarian named Spielman. And was 350 km west of Chicago, surrounded by fields and inhabited almost exclusively by Czech emigrants. Dvorak, an enthusiastic railway fan, travelled by train: "We were there in 36 hours with the express train." When he arrived there, he immediately felt at home: "I played the organ in the little church often and with pleasure - the grannies were very happy to hear our Bohemian hymns again after so many years."

Screenshot from an MNHS article on Dvorak in the Midwest: "Although he yearned to return to Spill ille, Josef Kovarik remained with Dvorak during his eight months in New York, acting as his interpreter, music copyist, and general factotum and also serving on the conservatory staff. Reports differ about Dvorak's reaction to New York but for the most part he evidently adjusted well to the big city. Frequently accompanied by his faithful secretary, the composer conquered his dislike for New York traffic enough to pursue some favorite pastimes. These included feeding pigeons in Central Park, watching railroad locomotives and elevated trains, and walking aboard ocean liners at the docks. "He knew the day and hour what ships were arriving and departing, " wrote a biographer, "and prided himself on being able to address his letters to bohemia, stating exactly what ship they would be carried." Dvorak disliked social life -- even though he appreciated the desire of fellow Czechs and others to honor him -- because I felt him up too late. So did conducting concerts. Born and raised in a small country town, he always preferred to go to bed early to be able to gey up early for walks

Antonin Dvôrak, foamer

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im thinking of doing a bit when im calling someone with my earbuds in where i put my hand up like this 🤙🦐 like my hand is the phone. does that make sense

the crow 🐦‍⬛ is important for her development

monstera plant on a side table. still young but it has outgrown its stilt

my beautiful adopted daughter whose age i do not know keeps growing at an slow but alarming pace

cats are sharp little friends who like to play

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I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework

absolutely no way i wasn’t going to import this from reels

lots of cow statues and trophies in my parents basement right now

dairy researcher at ndsu (not degreed afaik) on one side and ex air force mechanic in wwii to machine class high school teacher on the other. milk and cars baby

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

hope its better than strange houses! that one didnt land as well as strange pictures to me

ion

it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

balatro

protein is stored in the balls

I had to

taking applications for song proposals. i have my own list but i like to know what the people want to hear

should probably start writing arrangements

next two weeks i am in rehearsal hell. i love it but i need to start getting paid for it