Nicholaus the Purple Jedi Cyclist

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Jobs report is out for the month of February 2026, and we LOST 92,000 jobs!

NINETY-TWO THOUSAND JOBS!!!

BUT, according to Pedo McSh*tty Pants, “We are the hottest country in the world!”

Pls REPOST!
#news #politics #breakingnews #currentevents

MAGA was never actually “MAGA”; it’s always been MIGA (Make Israel Great Again).

Ben Stiller is calling out the White House after it used a clip from Tropic Thunder in a video promoting the Iran war.

“We never gave you permission and have no interest in being part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie,” Stiller wrote.

Kamala Harris: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not here to say 'I told you so,' but we did see it coming."

Best memes of the week. Enjoy and please feel free to use them.

Total is now 2777.89 miles for #MilesAgainstMAGATS

Totals:
Me: 2762.36 miles
@amberg.bsky.social = 15.53 miles

If you’d like to be included, pls send me your mileage.
#cycling #bikesky #bicycling #cyclinglife #bike #bikelife #roadcycling #cycle

Btw, Michael, I appreciate you reaching out. I too have many, many, many more miles I could’ve added too, but I started the hashtag as soon as he became president again, as a resistance and awareness tool. I’d be great to have your support and miles added. Have a great day!

I’m not going to stop posting until MAGA is defeated, and no longer poses as a threat and political cult. If you’d like to join in, please send me your miles that you ride each day, and I’ll upload it to the page, along with your name and running total.

Total is now 2755.72 miles for #MilesAgainstMAGATS

Totals:
Me: 2740.19 miles
@amberg.bsky.social = 15.53 miles

If you’d like to be included, pls send me your mileage.
#cycling #bikesky #bicycling #cyclinglife #bike #bikelife #roadcycling #cycle

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#JusticeForCricket

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…and Kristi Noem is a puppy killing douchebag…”

#politics #news #currentevents #breakingnews

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Thank you good sir!

Thank you, @watchingevil.bsky.social, for including me!! 🥰🤗🙏🏻💙👏
go.bsky.app/S2QdUti

Victims identified in Austin mass shooting that officials say may have been motivated by Iran strikes | CNN Just as bars along Austin’s bustling Sixth Street were winding down for the night, a barrage of gunfire tore through the popular entertainment district in the heart of Texas’ capital. Now, investigato...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Mass shooting in Austin, TX has left 2 ppl dead and 14 wounded. The shooting could’ve been possibly motivated by the US’s involvement in the Iran strikes.

Pls watch & REPOST!
#news #politics #breakingnews #currentevents

Thanks for the shout out, GDad!

Not in #EpsteinFiles
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🚫NO ADDS🚫

With the undeniable success of the Melania movie, comes “Brosbook”, directed by famed child SA’ist and MAGAT sycophant Brett Ratner.

Iran isn’t just a warning about religion; it’s a warning about what happens when fear completely replaces the consent of people, and narrative completely eclipses and replaces legitimacy.

We can only wish!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Interesting pic, considering we just bombed Iran…

Pls REPOST!
#news #politics #breakingnews #currentevents

That’s definitely their excuse!!!

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It’s a very sad day indeed. Pls repost to get the word out.