guy who goes to adult writing class but uses chat gpt

the matrix is green for an amazing reason

Department of Not War

There is no pretense anymore. They don’t need to manufacture consent.

sure you will pal

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

“Broadcast day” like this is the 80s and the channels still go off the air at midnight

I just have to see everything on the internet and then I’ll be done

Hasn’t he done this play already?

when will Retail Giants tyranny end!!!

i will continue to not go to dunkin

Apparently it can wait until tomorrow

The email scam presidency

I love you is what you say when you want to get off the phone with your dad

this shit doesn’t end with him dying

This impacts women’s ability to play sports than trans people existing

Je suis Jerome Powell

January 6th

I wonder how tonight’s CBS Evening News reported today’s murder?

Sounds like a hard drive issue. Your hard drive isn’t fast enough to keep up with your download speed.

You really should no longer upload pictures of yourself online. you definitely shouldn’t be posting pictures of any children.

why don’t we see this type of pocket watching for CEOs?

I’m pretty sure this is just everyone on Bluesky

Getting ticket for geese? Brother, you can just go to the park with some bread for free.

There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.

So many people don’t fear ICE simply just because they are white.

Simpsons: “Get ready everyone, he's about to do something stupid.”

Presidential address

They updated the website today to remove the word "independent"

Before (left), after (right)

you have met me at a very soy time of my life

i go crazy when the person in front of me at chipotle is ordering more than one meal. had a lady ordering four bowls today!!! use the app!