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Michael Johnson

@ahze.net

the oldest millennial http://ahze.net http://daemonless.io je parle un peu français

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things I never expected C-SPAN to post in Youtube for $500:

20.02.2026 12:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cat  in the trashcat

cat in the trashcat

Traded my cat in for raccoon

12.02.2026 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Yorker alternative.

06.02.2026 09:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pranked my wife (who works in healthcare). I flipped the SpO2 sensor upside down so my 98 read as an 86, then showed her and asked, 'Should I be worried about this?'

16.01.2026 11:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve literally been thinking about buying a domain like bringbackcolor.com (it's taken) to push back against all the muted garbage paint tones and plain white holiday lights. #BringBackColor

14.01.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So this is the source of that banging... guess the screen door is no match for a determined climber!

#cat

10.05.2025 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first time I felt an earthquake, I woke up at 3am(ish) with the window screen shaking, I thought 'damn, the wind must be blowing really hard'.. .went back to sleep and woke up later to find out it was an earthquake.

10.05.2025 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Working from home is hard sometimes. #cat

21.02.2025 23:43 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

... I think you have to go back and unlearn it....

11.02.2025 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I was looking for games to play on my Steam Deck during my upcoming road trip. I stumbled upon Balatro, and it's now 12 hours later....

25.12.2024 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I replayed Portal 1 and 2 this past weekend (first time in 10+ years), and it was like experiencing them for the first time! Because they were released so long ago, I'd forgotten all the puzzles. Great games.

16.12.2024 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧛

11.12.2024 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

those look good. what are they?

04.12.2024 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Recursive Elegantly Creates Unique Repeating Solutions In Various Elegant Reiterative Environments

03.12.2024 23:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for everything you do, I can't imagine how tough it must be.

27.11.2024 23:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Monotony vs. engagement.... you're engaged with your thoughts.

25.11.2024 23:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Evolution of the Jaguar Logo | Jaguar Hinsdale The Jaguar brand we know today is synonymous with luxury and performance. Read about the history and evolution of this iconic brand at Jaguar Hinsdale.

The new one is pretty bad, but looking at all their logos, the 1957-1982 is bleh too. www.jaguarhinsdale.com/evolution-of...

25.11.2024 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bienvenu à bluesky - j'adore cette chanson.

25.11.2024 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm that guy that's only ever had one sip of coffee, and it was pretty good. I don't think I'll ever top that experience.

23.11.2024 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
steam deck usb-c cable with bite marks

steam deck usb-c cable with bite marks

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I set up my Steam Deck on my treadmill desk as a PC, but my cat is obsessed with biting its USB-C cable. Bitter apple spray hasn't deterred him at all. He just licks it off and bites it some more. 🐈‍⬛

21.11.2024 22:27 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

this is just a minor problem with getting the cabinet approved...

21.11.2024 17:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Launch Heavy Full-size 105-key keyboard with numpad and high USB-C, USB-A transfer speeds. System76's customizable Launch Heavy mechanical keyboards are designed by keyboard lovers, for keyboard lovers. Features a...

nah... it was like 5am and I wasn't thinking. I have system76.com/keyboards/la...

21.11.2024 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My problem with something like that is I'd eat the half the thing in one sitting. Looks really good though!

21.11.2024 12:58 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

yeah! I just ordered a bag of replacement switches.

...My cat knocking over drinks haven't helped the keyboard's longevity....

21.11.2024 10:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My mechanical keyboard's 'e' key malfunctioned this morning. I replaced its switch with the right arrow key, only to realize how frequently I use the right arrow key.

21.11.2024 10:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I wish they'd quit launching rockets and focus on fixing the planet instead.

Yeah, I know, fat chance.

20.11.2024 06:08 👍 2167 🔁 199 💬 70 📌 12

those a impressive!

21.11.2024 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do cats love boxes so much? 😹

20.11.2024 13:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

boop!

19.11.2024 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CEO of bluesky says it's just called 'post'.... however, AOC is on team skeet. bsky.app/profile/aoc....

19.11.2024 22:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0