Fupa God 🔞

Rewatching 30 Rock for the billionth time and it just really cemented the idea that I need a service sub like Kenneth. Loyal, eager to serve, and mysteriously supernatural.

Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants looking very evil and mischievous with a huge grin, rubbing his hands together

Just learned the ice cream shop in my new neighborhood has dairy-free soft serve ice cream.

Checking in here. Seems we’re all more or less in a weird/dark headspace so that’s…cool.

A weed bag printed with a political cartoon. A police officer wearing a KKK hood and the words “racism” printed across it, is restraining lady liberty. She reaches out for help as he kneels on her neck. Lady liberty is screaming “help me!!!”

You know the state of the world is fucked when the bodega weed bags start making political statements. 👀

Life has been chaotic. I put on makeup for the first time in weeks and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I passed. Genuinely did a double take of my own ass cause it looked so good. Nature is healing.

I support your arson endeavors. 🖤

I haven’t been doing sessions, but scrolling through my feed of dommes makes me miss toying with and ruining foolish playthings. 🥲

Good boy ✨

Sleepy. Hungry. Horny. Someone eat me out until I fall back asleep. Then wake me up for breakfast. 😬

Sometimes I’m a muse for self-discovery. 😉

You’ve missed me 🙂‍↕️

100% it’s two different acts. I’d argue that if you “need” to fuck someone’s face to cum, you haven’t been with a good dick-sucker. 🤭

Can we plz start crediting the artist when we share this?

Artist: @vhsdogs.bsky.social

Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

Yeah it was a “Roman salute.” Just like “men kissing no shirts” appeared in my family computer’s search history because of a “computer virus.”

Two panel meme from The Office where Pam is yelling at Michael. Panel 1: (As Trump) “Stop being queer & trans!” Panel 2: (As queer & trans Americans) “You know what? I’m gonna start being even more queer.”

Heavy sigh. Day 2.

A week ago I went down a rabbit-hole researching The Village People’s history and timeline of lawsuits so it’s very nice to see one of the original members release a statement.

Microdosing hell by living in America

A drawing of a guillotine with the words so be it written on the blade.

If this is how it's gonna be

Glad to know I’m not alone in this difficult time. 💀

Obsessed with that set! 🖤🔥

I’m hoping it gets a bit more watchable once it’s out of the pod scenes but…oof. Only enjoyable part was watching the rich guy have a mental breakdown because he was told no. 💀

Finally watching the latest season of Love is Blind. Damn, they really just found the most…oatmeal flavored of people for this season, huh?

The Robin Hood spare crumb meme. A fox wearing rags, holding a can out.

A crumb of dopamine, please?

Thank you 🖤

Really appreciate that, thank you 🖤

Hi friends, I miss you. 🥲 Life has been very unsexy and uncool and I haven’t been feeling like myself for a while because of it.

Oof…lightning and thunder hours before the new year? I ain’t saying it’s an omen but…

Awe thank you 🥹🖤