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Gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, wofflesome | Occasionally a computer scientist https://vaishs.github.io

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Oh I see! I thought they stapled the card into the envelope, which wouldโ€™ve been too moronic even for our postal system!

12.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMFG does it actually say โ€œCard do not foldโ€ and they still did this?!

12.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

12.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3875 ๐Ÿ” 1069 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Hey Bluesky, j'aime pas faire รงa mais j'ai besoin de ta magie, j'ai un pote transgenre qui se fait virer de chez sa mรจre qui ne l'accepte pas ร  la fin de la semaine et j'ai pas moyen de l'hรฉberger pour l'instant. Quelqu'un ร  un contact d'une asso ou d'un refuge sur Agen (47) qui pourrait l'aider?

12.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

** Reposting this story I wrote last year.
#GnuTerryPratchett
**

12.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 158 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks!

12.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatay lovely!! Can folks who are somewhat-loosely philosophers (logicians?) also apply to this?

12.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A machine has never had to decide whether it was better to get an hour of drunk sleep or just stay up and go to class, therefore a machine cannot be a college student.

12.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What sort of dream job is this?!

12.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Global warming: Hold my room-temperature beer

12.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€‹Who wants a last-minute trip to Gibraltar? โœˆ๏ธโ˜€๏ธ
โ€‹We have a rare, paid opening for an Irish History expert to join the Spirit of Adventure this Sunday. If you have your passport ready and the gift of the gab, we want to hear from you! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
โ€‹Details in the graphic below. ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ง casting@pastpreservers.com

12.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The Jabberwock?

12.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rough (like uff in buff)
cough (like off in scoff)
drought (like ow in cow)
though (like o in no)
thought (like aw in saw)
through (like oo in woo)

Enough.

11.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1199 ๐Ÿ” 190 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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Itโ€™s one banana, San Francisco. What could it cost? Ten dollars. And you can get it dipped in chocolate from Go Bananas in Dolores Park on a sunny day.

Congratulations to San Francisco for inventing the long-prophesied banana that costs ten dollars sfstandard.com/2026/03/11/g...

11.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 298 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Keep calm and be transparent: advice from scientists who retracted their papers Retractions correct the scientific record, but they have stigma attached to them. Some in the research community want that to change.

We're thrilled to announce the Ctrl-Z Award, a US$2,500 prize for researchers โ€œwho discover substantial errors in their published work and take meaningful steps to correct the scientific record."
Covered by @nature.com today; read more here: centerforscientificintegrity.org/2026/03/10/a...

10.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 449 ๐Ÿ” 191 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

It's always "have you considered medicating your ADHD" and never "thank you for the mentally-stimulating sentence structure"

06.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 205 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 24472 ๐Ÿ” 6603 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211 ๐Ÿ“Œ 413

Too real

11.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ancient RMP hits different

11.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I am a librarian
I am a librarian YouTube video by Jen Jonson

The second greatest scene in cinema history, of course, is "I AM A LIBRARIAN" from the same movie
youtu.be/iAmJm0zkpIc?...

11.03.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the mummy understands that we want looney tunes action sequences, smoking hot bisexual eye candy and scary ass monsters and delivers

11.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 264 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

11.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3866 ๐Ÿ” 1267 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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Fellowship Applications and Renewals Applications for the 2026/27 academic year are now open.

Applications for IES Fellowships in the 2026/27 academic year are now open!

You can apply for an ECR or Research fellowship, with terms from 6 months to 3 years.

The application deadline is 10 April.

ies.sas.ac.uk/fellowships/...

10.03.2026 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Un poster intitulรฉ "Les fromages" sur lequel on voit plein de petits fromages anthropomorphisรฉs.

Un poster intitulรฉ "Les fromages" sur lequel on voit plein de petits fromages anthropomorphisรฉs.

Je prรฉpare des trucs.

11.03.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1067 ๐Ÿ” 173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

we need to address the end of good-paying jobs for melancholics, like lighthouse keeper or fire tower watchers

17.09.2025 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 237 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
11.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 878 ๐Ÿ” 208 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

DO IT!!

11.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh i...i wasn't prepared honestly whew Lord

10.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 478 ๐Ÿ” 79 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Image from Dr. Seussโ€™ Green Eggs and Ham, with new text:

I do not like it,
Sam-Alt-Man.
I do not like
Your AI scam

Image from Dr. Seussโ€™ Green Eggs and Ham, with new text: I do not like it, Sam-Alt-Man. I do not like Your AI scam

11.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 140 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 13782 ๐Ÿ” 3149 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 235