I shake my head and grimace when I hear OMKV.
07.03.2026 08:51
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I shake my head and grimace when I hear OMKV.
I took a chestnut knife to an improv gun fight. FML.
I hate people who act like they're smarter than me just because they went to a fancy college and have a higher IQ and are gooder at thinkings.
The only running I do is as administrator.
Obligatory.
Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”
Also, “My Humps.”
I like their Black Eyed Peas cover.
Correct, that’s what confused me for a bit.
Give your arms a rest (don’t touch me)
Take me in with your eyes (don’t touch me)
But the translation says she wants him to embrace her. Unacceptable.
The translation I linked to seems wrong.
This is beautiful. Turn on captions. #musicsky
Oh. Take care.
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To get to the other side?”
“No, because it wanted to DIE!”
“What do you call a fly with no wings?”
“A walk?”
“No. Jason.”
“Jason?”
“Yeah, that’s what his mama named him.”
Eight-year-old girls can mercilessly crush your comedic confidence.
Oh, so this is basically the theme song at “Bada Bing!”
These guys have the translation wrong, I think, because the messaging is self-contradictory.
#TIL about this song. Always grateful for cultural education and enrichment.
For me, it seems like a combination of golden hip-to-waist ratio, male mascara, and “Kajra Re” nostalgia. The bass drop and groovy beat definitely help. Need to figure out what the lyrics mean.
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
“The Herbivore’s Dilemma.”
Insane.
I did that sans staff, and people thought I was channeling Leonardo DiCaprio, while the desi crowd got Shah Rukh Khan vibes.
The Jedi hand gesture is a good substitute when your phone is buried too deep in your pocket.
I like the car as liminal spacing. While driving, you kind of aren't anywhere.
Asked a 19-year-old hotel concierge where the post office is in this town. When I got back, the door to my room had witch markings and protection amulets draped all over it.
Economic migrants in Dubai are coming back to the UK to complain about economic migrants living here.
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
Marmito!
I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.
Mayhaps.
Good job. I can make one style of curry in a clay pot, but the fish here doesn’t taste the same, even the ones shipped frozen from home.
