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netease: here's $50 million
nagoshi: thank you, can I have another $80 million?
netease: okay...
nagoshi: i want to hire my friend to play the role of fat yakuza man... i need another $600 million
netease: oka-waaaaait a minute

07.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm like nine drinks in so I feel like I'm qualified to submit whatever this is

07.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€πŸ’€

07.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seriously though, being able to experience Die Hard Trilogy with the exact chunky graphics I remember and that glorious goofy rendered image of bootleg John McClane for the options menu, whew

Technology is okay

07.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Took basically four months to download on toilet-tier internet, but I finally grabbed the exoWin9x collection and it was all worth it

... god Super Bubsy is a disgusting looking game

07.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow they really were going for nostalgia here! Right down to repeating the exact same animation after being shot a certain amount of times every five seconds

1997 is back baby

07.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

07.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never thought I'd miss the glorious Wii/DS Photoshop shovelware era 😭

07.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg

07.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
PSYCHIC WORLD for Sega Master System: just a little girl with power inside
PSYCHIC WORLD for Sega Master System: just a little girl with power inside YouTube video by ThisIsPete

New on the channel: that game with a psychic girl that isn't Athena Asamiya. This game is silly and has extremely questionable difficulty balance, but I like it quite a bit! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxtu...

04.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's such a cool idea!

Too hard to tell how it'll really work so far though. The demo covers the first chapter and just seems to keep going no matter what words you select πŸ€”

I called some ghost's head a 'toilet' and he smiled

07.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sure, we'll go with that

07.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was browsing the eShop coming soon bit and spotted a demo for Homicipher which looked silly as shit

And I dunno, it's kind of fascinating? Like a horror-romance (?) visual novel where you have to slowly figure out a made-up GHOST language

I got this lad referring to me as his wife, so good start

07.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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damn this box art goes HARD

07.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP to a legend :(

07.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, otonaJP is basically impossible for Aus shipping these days. Literally even J-List is cheaper now, and they were the worst for over a decade lol

07.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha nice, what area did you move to?

07.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember seeing this case bundle in stores with the transparent Game Boy and thinking it was the coolest shit ever

87 years later and turns out that was true

20.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Review: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko – Infernal Monkey Product: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko Manufacturer:Β XTC Japan Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 360g Retailers:Β MotsuToys* /Β Onahole.com* – This product was provided byΒ MotsuToysΒ andΒ Onahole.comΒ ...

Already did! It's alright, but has a weird point in the tunnel that sometimes feels like someone flickin' a rubber band at the tip of your cock for fun

infernalmonkey.com/2023/11/27/r...

20.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy SHIT

20.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, they added a Professor Oak playlist

20.02.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tracksuit Manager (Atari ST)

05.02.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I ❀️ 3D

17.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What a day, ran 3:09:09 and smashed my marathon PB by 7 minutes. Amazing course, overwhelming views and the Nintendo stuff kept my spirits high. A group of girls screamed Grubdog and burst my eardrums but it kept me going. Next marathon will be sub 3 hours in July. #KyotoMarathon

15.02.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I caved for Wario's big red ass right in my face

17.02.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Legends!

17.02.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd liiiike to be on Twitter more, but my account is so heavily censored over there that it's just kinda depressing at this point πŸ˜…

I'm giving it a few more days before I jump back in to see if it fixes anything

14.02.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha oh man, honestly I haven't been keeping track of what's happening with onaholes for ages now, so all my suggestions would probably be long since discontinued. I'll check around though. My current fav dick crusher is sold via AliExpress of all places lol

And yeah, otonaJP is still okay for Aus

14.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine's Day, mate! Happy CUM DAY

14.02.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Will this be getting a retail release in Europe? πŸ‘€

14.02.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0