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I ride bikes in nice places and yell about sports. That's it, that's all.

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This sounds extremely my shit but does anyone know if there is other reporting on this that doesn't use AI slop art? Really don't want to support that kind of thing even with a click.

10.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they just don't know what they're writing, the price is correct (well, it's Β£180 but close enough) so no idea why they'd edit it later

09.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every U.K. job ad is like β€œwe seek a dynamic, world-leading expert to care for priceless, load-bearing activities. Salary: Β£28,000 p.a.”

09.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 15

the man can't stop picking winners

09.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the BBC haven't done is contextualise any of that, but I'm not surprised they would fail to move beyond 'slightly reword a police press release' as that's their bread and butter

09.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly think this is just coincidence, and the cost of the suit is potentially important as it implies he was buying entry-level stuff, so new to the activity.

09.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

if it was the scenario I conjured up even then the most cunning aspect is 'stick him in a wetsuit, that'll confuse everyone', the kind of thing that sounds really good but ultimately is just catnip for all the sleuths out there

09.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like if you're going into the murdering game there is probably a lot of luck going to be involved, it doesn't strike me as a career for the careful

09.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well it was an XXL suit, so there's the chance it was oversized for him and we just can't tell because of the decomposition

09.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

while the content of this *sounds* boring I assure you that if you get a basic grasp of it you unlock the ability to go 'what the fuck are you doing Microsoft you incompetent assholes' by the end, which should be reward enough imo

09.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WebPKI and You There’s been a push over the last twelve years to move web traffic off unencrypted HTTP to encrypted HTTPS, to protect the general public from dragnet surveillance, gaping assholes on public wifi>airp...

Here's a fun, minimum-technical-bludgeoning guide to a key part of how all of your online shit Just Works (and how it can stop working because people prefer to make money than do the job right) blog.brycekerley.net/2026/03/08/w...

09.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don't think there is any indication he was diving, just swimming I think? no other kit etc. truly most likely scenario is he walked in, changed into his suit, left a bag of stuff and it got stolen in the 3 months it was sat there because hey, free bag of stuff!

09.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

could be, feels almost too innocent to be plausible though. like surely they'd have left some trail, talked about the trip etc. or the guilt turned into confessing somewhere along the line

09.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

reading through it I can't help thinking there's a foul play aspect, with the lack of signs of transport, no belongings in the area etc. first conclusion I jump to is someone knocked him off miles away, then put him in a wetsuit and dumped him assuming if found it's linked to sports activity

09.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am also shocked by the lack of coverage of this fire. It’s so far only affecting the Union Street buildings, but one of those has partially collapsed, from what I can tell backwards into the station. And it’s not yet contained. This is major and more than halfway down BBC’s homepage.

08.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 317 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 13

absolutely mad they're not covering it at all apparently

08.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is that real? the BBC story is extremely underplaying it if so, and their video just has firefighters milling about and no evidence of a blaze

08.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
There is a tabby cat staring at you as you lay on the sofa. Do not make any sudden moves.

There is a tabby cat staring at you as you lay on the sofa. Do not make any sudden moves.

pov you are a cat bed

07.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again asking these assholes to just let me pay for the niche sports I care about, I do not want a bundle with football or movies or whatever the fuck

07.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stoked to hear Strade Bianche has delivered again, of course I can't watch it myself because some guys with more money than god would like me to pay Β£30 a month to do so. A 700% increase from just 4 years ago! No thanks Discovery you greedy bastards.

07.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

steal this energy so every time you fix something and people ask you to explain yourself simply say mysteriously 'an ewa occurred' and refuse to elaborate

06.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

great, now we have to find out who deleted the thousands of lines and what they should have been

04.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

it was very much the type of game I might have picked up at some point, maybe once it was more polished and the experience tuned from player feedback. but I guess we don't do that anymore with games

03.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on a more serious note, can't help thinking that if you launch a f2p game and are relying on it going into orbit month 1 to sustain itself on microtransactions you might need to rethink your strategy before you even get started

03.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

speedruns these days are insane

03.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

time to go spin yourself up some self made yarn

02.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yup! and the difference between wool and something like silk is just the fineness of the base fibre, the low-level "stickability" functions pretty much the same

02.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the fibres (and not just wool, lots of stuff has this property) have enough natural stick that when you spin them together they stay put unless you intentionally start pulling them apart

02.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0