Common Sense Kid

The first Arctic Monkeys album is better than any album Oasis ever released.

Branston beans are the best beans ❤️🫘

Today marks the 1 year anniversary of me giving @chrisgraue.com a can of beans in Frome.

Miss you mate x

I think it’s the level of contradiction and hypocrisy that drives me crazy the most. I just think other world leaders need to call it as they see it

“He’s a fucking idiot”

“Lads get the football trophy in. Just need to remind everyone that the president of peace is partly hosting the World Cup that *checks notes* Iran is involved and qualified for.

I hope he just told everyone he is dying. From like an incurable disease otherwise this photo is *batshit*

Imagine this photo op in the UK and it’s Kier Starmer. Be like bro you need to drop it down a few notches on the god complex.

100% agree.

However. To contradict myself. It’s not a “cockapoo” is a mongrel. And that’s fine. But fuck your cockapoo. Or anything crossed with a poodle.

Fuck your cats.
I’m a dog person.

(I’ve had two cats, I don’t mean this)

For the last 13 years my other half has said we should go to Crufts.

Well this year….we also haven’t and she is watching it on tv at home.

It’s not easy being a Chelsea fan. Though it could be worse. I could be a Spurs fan.

Nothing I’m not used to but it has been occurring less the last few years. Hence why it is annoying. Think it’s just ✨stress✨

Well say I drive to Kew Gardens and get the tube in one night. We can get a hotel. Then second day potentially drive us to Stonehenge then backs it’s probably about….an hour from London. Drop you back at Kew. We will seeeeeeeee.

I suggest a trip to Bath but….its a Rugby city.

And a trip to Stonehenge lol

🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧 ska punk family trip to LANNNNDAANNN town then?

…..we need to hang out and eat food.

My belly wasn’t. Always fucks my stomach up but it’s my other half’s favourite. Was the Mongolian beef that did it….but I can’t say no.

Need to just stick to sweet Thai chilli. I’m good with that.

The other day I was crossing the road

“Walk out in front of a car and see if they care enough to stop. They probably won’t”

Part of me hates me. And I hate that part me.

The uptick with intrusive thoughts creeping back into my head the last few months is….super annoying.

Just walking down the stairs after tidying up

Brain: “throw yourself down them and break your neck”

Wow. Calm the fuck down brain.

We had Chinese last night

Do I make them CSK style of just play them straight though? 🤔

Instead of all Dude Ranch if I was ever to do that I think I’d pick like my 10 fav blink songs.

Carousel is also my fav and I can play that on bass.

Man Overboard is another fav.

I didn’t even think I sounded that British 🤣

Woke up with it stuck in my head for some reason

👀👀👀

Blink 182 cover band. But it’s just me and I’m doing all the voices.

“Sorry the kids are late to school I was playing Balatro on my phone”

Ohhhhh it was “bored of peace” not “board of peace”

that makes sense now.

Dammit I forgot about that 😂

Everyone knows the best cheese is from Somerset, England. Not Italy.

💅 there I said it.

Why does Alan hate beans thou? and what did Alan do to deserve so much hate?!