Me when someone calls someone else fat: βCut it out, thatβs disrespectful and small.β
Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: βWell well well if it isnβt little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth againβ
Me when someone calls someone else fat: βCut it out, thatβs disrespectful and small.β
Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: βWell well well if it isnβt little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth againβ
We donβt buy lemons
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Howβs everyone feeling about being a Space Fan this week
#wellnesscheck
Welp, if you were one of the many listeners who helped fund our WeMartians travel grant back in 2019 and send Γine to LPSC, youβve now officially been personally affected by the DEI executive order nonsense.
An extraordinary level of petty.
Host your own content, folks. And support independent, community-governed, and open source platforms at the same time.
Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.
When you last visited Mexico, you may have sampled at least one Corona. Locals, however, know the best way to experience this culture is by having Three Coronas.
the "Peasants" meme format, with three aristrocratic looking men looking down on people. The caption reads "Me, having never downloaded TikTok"
Advent of Code is awesome! Glad you enjoyed it too.
When youβre indecisive about grain
I shared some thoughts about Mars Sample Return jakerobins.com/blog/mars-sa...
Mead update! My ongoing Cyser recipe is coming out nicely, and I started a new low-alcohol batch. jakerobins.com/blog/the-mea...
After several months of climbing up the steep slopes of the Jezero crater rim, Perseverance has reached the top!
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! π
Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro...
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon SchmauΓ
Donβt knock it til youβve tried it
Youβll be even more pleased to hear that βalienβ butt plugs comes up too
We hardly talked about space butt plugs at all
Go look at Venus and the crescent moon tonight. Theyβre right next to each other.
Gonna take a hiatus from the internet, just found out Dinosaurs is on Disney Plus
What happens when you really like an artist that isnβt that big
Facebook, showing me the worst low-effort garbage algo content ever: "Did you like this content or do you want to see less of it?"
Me: *clicks "see less of it"*
Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while."
WTF
this is wild right
Coeliacs donβt read this post
You ever have a loaf of bread so good itβs a religious experience?
Do you ever just stop and realize that narwhals are real