A gouache painting of an everything bagel
everything bagel, gouache paint on paper
for sale
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A gouache painting of an everything bagel
everything bagel, gouache paint on paper
for sale
This is a piping hot take from someone who is too afraid to post their own face online. Calling a Black woman unkempt is disgusting behavior, but should I expect anything less from a pathetic creature who pretends to look like this? Your facetune is showing, sweetie.
A screen grab of former NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio strip teasing during his first snowstorm in 2014.
New Yorkers must not forget their history !!
not enough people remember that de Blasio strip teased during his first snowstorm
An acrylic painting of dune wildflowers.
first painting of 2026 - dune wildflowers in acrylic
this one is actually so funny … I live with my cat
A screenshot of a text showing a get out the vote message for a Pisces.
now this may be a first for me — a GOTV text about my zodiac sign 😫
NYC’s 2025 Halloween I voted sticker with a trick or treating pumpkin.
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the the trick or treating pigeon on nyc’s 2025 i voted sticker
imagine living without shame or embarrassment
No sun = no wrinkles !
Hey Karen, I hope this post finally made up for how much you hate yourself and other women. You’re a sexist loser harassing women over their clothes and oggling their cleavage. Fox News might be more your speed
The NYC Law Department could boost the number of attorneys or create a unit to reduce frivolous lawsuits under proposals from mayoral candidates
But while Zohran Mamdani and Curtis Sliwa had some proposals for the critical municipal agency, Andrew Cuomo offered no plans for the department at all
Zohran Mamdani likes staff to meet in-person, constantly pushing them for new ideas. He appears to need little sleep. And he’s talking to scores of officials who worked for previous mayors about how to manage City Hall.
How the 33-year-old may govern New York: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/o...
Gouache painting of an everything bagel with egg, cheese avocado, ham and hot sauce.
everything bagel with egg, cheese avocado, ham and hot sauce // gouache paint on paper // commissions open
A girl who is going to be okay
nyc politics on a summer friday
I already did for myself! Hoping politicians also follow suit
You can literally zoom in and see an exact location, though it’s unclear to me how accurate it is or when the geo tag is logged…but still.
A screenshot of a new Instagram feature where users can track the location of who they follow.
A new Instagram feature allows users to track locations of people they follow, which for me includes @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. This seems incredibly dangerous??
with ❤️ and 🥯 @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A gouache painting of an everything bagel with scallion cream cheese, lox, red onion and capers.
A goauche painting of buffalo wings, celery and carrots.
A pigeon eating a bagel with scallion cream cheese.
A gouache painting of a bagel with lox, tomato, capers, red onion and cream cheese.
still accepting commissions for bagel portraits, pigeons and all kinds of still life — DM me 🎨
Working girl
I will never not hate this bit. There’s a lot of disabled people who can’t leave the house when it’s this hot and climate change makes it worse 😒
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
this is the kind of smoke New York City politics needs (and will be sorely missed on the New York Times editorial board, especially now)
via @maragay.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/19/o...
Why does this matter? Because the editorial is saying a candidate does something effectively that he, in fact, does not actually do as a comptroller.
This is why the editorial board should include and uplift writers who actually know how New York City government works.
A screenshot of an email from the NYT opinion copy chief responding to a note that NYC comptroller is not a “manager” of the city budget. The copy chief says the editor and fact checker stand by their incorrect assessment.
The responsibilities of the NYC comptroller which include oversight over and NOT management of the city budget.
I pointed out that the NYT editorial incorrectly says Brad Lander, as a comptroller, is a “manager” of the city budget
He may be a watchdog, but he’s not a manager of the budget. The OMB and mayor are. Here’s how the Times responded and here’s what the comptroller’s duties actually are.
This editorial also incorrectly says that the comptroller "has also proved to be an effective manager of the city’s sprawling budget office."
The comptroller doesn’t manage the city budget! Mayor Eric Adams and the city OMB does
…nyc recently had a massive drought and ai uses tons of water and energy. none of the nyc candidates for mayor mentioned this or the fact that ai is likely to wipe out thousands of white collar entry level jobs, many in nyc
“we need to make crime illegal” whew the nyc mayoral debate
Conservative superlawyer Paul Clement joins yet another case challenging the Trump administration. This time he's representing Judge Hannah Dugan, who was was arrested after the FBI said she tried to shield an illegal immigrant from arrest.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
From Getty Images: U.S. President Donald Trump talks to reporters durning the White House Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on April 21, 2025 in Washington, DC. The White House is expecting thousands of children and adults to participate in the annual tradition of rolling colored eggs down the White House lawn, which was started by President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1878. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)
I'm not saying the news wire photographers kept intentionally lining Trump's head up with the Easter Bunny's ears, but they were absolutely doing that